found two expired cheese sticks on the floor of the walk-in at work hjell yeah

college is easy when you’re getting a degree in being stupid *nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodno*

a man shot me in Reno just to watch me die ꞉(

sweaty tired in the bathroom mid-shift andafter washing your hands you rub your face with a paper towel like wow. I’m so oily. i’m the oilmaster. none can match my oils. The US wants what I have

if King Dedede had pronouns they’d be de/de/de

my throat hurts this means I want to blow up and kill everyone around me

huaaaaaogh

your art gets sooooooooooˣ¹⁰⁰ better when you just dgaf it’s incredible

are we cool yet!!!!?? the answer: a resounding no

don’t like that granola is associated with those anti-vax hippie types now. granola is tasty, it didn’t do anything wrong

if one more person comes asking for a passport photo when I’m trying to stock or place ad tags I’m not just gonna crash out I’m gonna tell them about wave pools and rogue waves until they run screaming from the store