love yourself always

being sarcastic is something i’m really good at, so yeah, i agree that it’s warranted a lot of the time. especially when they bring up something like that. like.. how could you?! don’t you know by now that Black Widow is going to be a dick when you remind her of how she died. she’s dead. go on with yourself before she does some damage.

That’s why the Black Widow movie will the best in the MCU. Don’t tell anyone I said that, shh. It may make some people angry. Yes, sarcasm is so much fun and it is hilarious to see the other people’s face after you sass them. 

Well i would be the same, it sucked that you weren’t there though, could imagine how badass Nat would of been. 

She could single handly defeat Thanos, I’m telling you. They had to kill her off because she was too powerful for her own good. 

Are you certain that they’ve watched the film? I’d take that as a sign they haven’t. But hey, I feel you. Every time I’m about to take something seriously I stop, ask myself “Why so serious?” and act petty instead. It’s goddamn fun.

They’re uncultured, obviously. Black Widow is the star of the show, you would notice she was missing. Even better than Thor, am I right? I hope you agree. Being petty is so fun. I’m glad you understand. 

The fact that I’m living for this comeback just goes to how how’s how petty I actually am so at least you’re not petty on your own. I feel like I would do exactly the same thing though so I’m kind of living for this kind of reply. What did the person who asked you say after you did that?

This means so much coming from you. You are a goddess. They just kind of laughed which made me even more annoyed, honestly. Like...Natasha is the best - laugh it up. 

I love your level of pettiness, it really does warm my heart. What was the response after you said that? Bold of them to think you still want to talk about Endgame now with your own film coming out.

Warming your heart is my main goal in life. There were a lot of laughs, but I was not messing around. Black Widow will be the best Marvel film. Over all the Captain America’s. How are you, my love?

At her response, a low chuckle left Ryan’s lips. The man shook his head from side to side as he finished the contents of his glass, “Okay, but I do have to ask. Did you really unpack by yourself or did you hire someone to help you do it? Because this is a judgement free zone and if you did hire someone I wouldn’t blame you… in fact, I might ask for their number.” The male said with a sly smirk as he stood up when the blonde mentioned she needed something stronger. “Vodka coming right up.” Ryan announced, getting up from the floor as he made his way to the kitchen. Bringing a bootle of Grey Goose, which happened to be his favorite vodka, and a bottle of cranberry juice in case her companion for the night wanted to mix it up. 

“Neat? On the rocks? with cranberry on the rocks?” The Canadian pondered while sitting next to her, waiting to prepare whatever the actress desired to have. “And trust me, I’ll make sure you have a good time tonight.” Ryan promised, once again focusing his attention solely on her, which wasn’t the hardest thing to do, given how insanely attractive this woman was. “Speaking of, should I wait until we’re a little drunker so I can ask you to let me film you saying that I’m your favorite Ryan?” He inquired with a chuckle. “Reynolds being Deadpool has a lot of leverage over me, I feel like with you saying this… I’d some how get my groove back. You can even ask for anything you want in return.” Ryan stated, keeping a slight humor in his tone. 

Scarlett scunched her nose up in a teasing manner at his question, “Hmm, well...if we are being honest here...I may have had someone help. I can find you the name and send him your way. He was great. Judgement free zone.” The blonde felt a smile forming on her face as she watched Ryan get up to get her the drink that she requested. Instantly, she lit up when she saw Grey Goose which happened to be her favorite and his favorite as well. 

 listen be that bitter bitch, I’m kind of loving it plus I was also a bitter bitch about it. pretty sure none of my friends wanted to talk to me for a week. yes being sarcastic can be super fun at least with the right kind of people. I’m just surviving lately, so I guess my day is pretty good for most part. what else are you up to?

I’m glad you have my back, sunshine. You’re the best. Surviving is the biggest mood. I’m going to use that whenever someone asks how I am. I’m just slipped into a huge shirt and starting drinking some wine, so I think my day is going good. 

I don’t know him.

I love Mark. He’s too good for me.

in a room of empty bottles / ft. scarlett johansson

For the past year Ryan’s life had been relatively easy, mostly focused on work and being a good dad for his two small girls. Which didn’t often leave time for anything else. He hadn’t kept in touch with a lot of his friends, Scarlett being one of them. And that was something the Canadian actor was trying to change, especially since he had recently moved back to the US. It was simply easier to keep to himself and forget about the rest of the world but despite the fact that it made his life less complicated it also made it slightly lonier. That’s why upon moving he had already begun reaching out to people he used to be close with, doing his hardest to keep the laziness aside. And that’s how Scarlett and himself had agreed to get together that night, hang out, have some drinks and talk about life’s mysterious ways of surprising us. 

“I’m still sorry about all the boxes.” Ryan chuckled, eyeing the still unpacked items that were in full display on one corner of his spacious living room. “I think the only thing worse than packing… is unpacking.” The male nodded his head, sipping on his whiskey as he stood up to bring more snacks from the kitchen. “Can I get you something else to drink?” He questioned when he returned to the floor where he was sitting, in front of the fireplace, placing the snacks on the table near him “I have to say I’m glad you finally made the time in that exclusive social agenda of yours to hang out with me.” Ryan commented, with a hint of humor in his voice, as he redirected his baby blue eyes to Scarlett’s mesmerizing emerald ones. ( @scarletts-jo )

When Ryan had invited her over to his place for drinks, she couldn’t pass at the opportunity to see one of her closest friends. It had felt like years since she had seen the actor and she was eager to finally spend time with him after so long. A lot has happened since the pair had seen each other. Scarlett had recently ended things with with Colin after he had proposed to her, she wasn’t ready for a third marriage and would not deal with the stress of another relationship in the public eye. Thankfully, tonight she would be able to take her mind off of all of that nonsense and spend time with Ryan. 

Two for Hiddleston. He’s winning.

I was wondering if you’d take a chance and go on a date with me? If it doesn’t end up as anything I get it but I wanted to see.

I think a date with you would be fun! I can’t promise anything will happen, but I would love to spend time with you, John. You seem like we could have tons of fun together.

I want to ask you something but I’m also a bit nervous about it. @scarletts-jo​

You can ask me anything! What’s up, John?

Hiddleston owns my heart. @itstommyh

@prestigegosling wyd later?