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In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws aren’t hard to find either, so while there’s minimal effort involved here, weavile isn’t really special.

Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult Pokémon in ANY of the games—if not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a Pokémon would turn up on the tree. Several of the Pokémon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldn’t change the DS system’s time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counter—so you HAD to wait six hours for a Pokémon to show up.

It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the tree’s location, and tree could summon any of the “honey tree Pokémon…”

Except. Fucking. Munchlax.

Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guess—because the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your game’s data and then doing some weird complicated math.

That’s not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isn’t done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry.

Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate.

ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100.

So to recap—4/21 honey trees (and you don’t know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. That’s it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find Pokémon.

And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!

In conclusion;

Munchlax is pretty hot… Try again.

they want to live together but can’t yet due to circumstances out of their control

they spend 10+ hours or entire days on calls just hanging out

they call or text each other as soon as they wake up

they call each other in bed and fall asleep on calls together

they sync their sleep schedules despite a 5-hour time difference

they’re putting off doing things until they can be together

they want to find out if they like all the same foods

they flirt on the phone with each other

they get jealous of the people that can be close to the other

they have each other’s contact set to go past do not disturb

they considered marriage fraud to be able to live together

they want to look good for the other when they can see them

they sext each other

Genuinely, its both, i/we dont know the situation between dream and george we truly dont know them because we are not their friends nor people who are extremely close to them, what we see is stuff they share with the world and many times they are aware of what they do and other they dont. Their jobs rely on personal relationships, talking and hanging out with people and luckily the majority is with close friends whom they’ve been knowing for years, we have this sense of genuinity and closeness because of this. Yes, there will be times where things truly feel and are genuine and some arent. Some of their interactions are open to the world to see, it can be interpreted in so many ways and even in ways one never expects, and this happens because we only see a fragment of what they share to the world and “figuring things out about them” its something that only close people to them can see or say about, and not even them can have a complete opinion or observation about such subject! because relationships overall are more complex than romantic, platonic, etc. 

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dream: i have a gift for you

tommy: is it better eyes ?

dream: no i have saved those for georgenotfound

lmao