Maybe I don't want heaven.

I think them talking about details that we DONT WANT TO KNOW it’s just a sweet revenge for all the years for when we wanted to know too much

@danielhowell liar liar pants on fire you have never used the Grindr app

I know that this is going to get lost among many other posts here but I just want to say how happy I am for them. Not only in a parasocial way, which I admit is an inseparable part of being in this community, but also in a way that they seem like good people (which again I do not know them and never will, I only know and perceive them through the lense of what they post about themselves) and had proven it through their actions and words throughout many years. And in those cruel times it’s really nice to watch good things happen to good people. That they have grown so much, and still feel happiness and support of their fans and dictate their boundaries so clearly.

Instead of Dip gifting Phil three lamps maybe he should’ve given him three watches as THOSE BITCHES ARE NEVER ON TIME

at this point we should go back to spreading the rumours that they have wives and that’s the only reason they’re not married to each other

phannies freaking out bc they’re quiet and they probably have a cold or just shitting themselves bc of a stomach flu