OH MY GOD IM ON FIRE

YOU'RE MY FRIEND NOW!

OH NEAT!!!

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Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

Ho oh

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

HEY IM GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU BTW.

I DONT NEED PREP TIME I’LL KICK YOUR ASS

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

Ho oh

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

HEY IM GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU BTW.

Your friend always said “I’ll rest when I’m dead,” so much that it became his catchphrase. He says it again today when he came into work, going about his daily routine. This normally wouldn’t be concerning, if not for the fact that you attended his funeral two weeks ago.

THIS IS LITERALLY ME LMFAO

new creepypasta idea: guy that breaks into your house, eats all your food and calls you gay

That's just gold half the time

Gold as in the nameless one??? the fucking lost silver soul???

No? I mean the chosen of ho-oh

the one that got burned half to death and yeeted or the one that’s alive and well

The one that's alive and well and on this site with a blog of they're own ? He complains about ho-oh sometimes calling it bird mom

HO-OH IS NOT A BIRD MOM, IT’S A BIRD BITCH

Wait what the

YOU HEARD ME

new creepypasta idea: guy that breaks into your house, eats all your food and calls you gay

That's just gold half the time

Gold as in the nameless one??? the fucking lost silver soul???

No? I mean the chosen of ho-oh

the one that got burned half to death and yeeted or the one that’s alive and well

The one that's alive and well and on this site with a blog of they're own ? He complains about ho-oh sometimes calling it bird mom

HO-OH IS NOT A BIRD MOM, IT’S A BIRD BITCH

Ho-Oh has agreed to help me. But, I will have to leave her here- as she wishes to watch over Morty. I will contact Silver when I need to come back .. and for emergency, I have both feathers sewn into my cape. I will be there soon.

Why are you accepting help from a homicidal arson chicken

Rolls in on my heelys hey whats up

Hey OP can we maybe not do this