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Hiya, anonymous SBURBTuber here! I recently saw a post on a different platform from someone asking if their session was doomed. It was an eleven player session, with TEN Bards of Doom and a Page of Hope. I was just wondering, What The Fuck and Whose Fault Is This?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS FUCKING BROKE THEIR COPY OF THE SERVER PLAYER

uh, Jegus christ doesn't answer the uh question, what's going to happen?

Session with a knight of light and a muse, prince, bard, heir, page, maid, witch, sylph, mage, seer, rogue, thief, and lord of void, please advise on how voidy it'll be

Theoretically, could you fuse everyone's sprites together into a mega sprite then try to fuse that with your dreaming form? Cuz imma be fr when I ascend I don't wanna be a human anymore.

LISTEN HERE i spent SO FUCKING LONG trying to train crows to try to do that sick ass appear in a cloud of crows thing and I ONLY NOW find out that MY CROWS ALSO GET PROSPIT PAJAMAS WHEN I'M DREAMING andn ow my friends are LAUGHING AT ME i'm gonna GRAB YOU BY THE GOOBER and SMACK YOU AROUND TIL NEXT SUNDAY you WEASEL

I tried putting in that code for the genesis frog since my friends and I have been in the medium for a few years now, but all I got was a message from my sprite saying that the card wasn't supposed to be able to hold that long a code. Is my game bugged?

hey yall the captchalogue code for the genesis frog is- [gets shot]

hey so. im part of a session that is taking place on multiple planets and one of our players (from alternia) prototyped something called the "glbgolyb" and a guy named doctor scratch and has been pestering me like crazy about how the "abOMBinatiOMB" they created. and also the imps started talking and screaming is this something that we should be concerned about? they're our only player on alternia so i don't really have anything else to go off of (asked our cybertronian player because it likes talking about other planets and it said "If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, then we may be doomed." and idk what that means exactly. it refused to elaborate)

Is there supposed to be a clown that follows you around in derse? He hasn't done anything he just stands there like, 10 feet away.

small problem with joining them: so fucking many meteors

okay so a friend of a friend played your game and their entire social circle disappeared wtf did you do

why are there 2 green suns. what the fuck did we do.

proto typed m y fri end w ho w as no t pa rt o f o ur ses sion wi ll th ey b e o k?

..how bad is it to not have a time player?