Sbub

AA: What is ‘creep’? Is that a troll emotion? 

What’s up, everyone, and welcome to my DAY FOUR SBUB RECAP! We got through some plot today, and our first dream death! Pretty much everyone’s in the session already- (Save Purple, who’s finally a character and a huge asshole)-, and on their respective planet!

I don’t know why, but everyone wants me to add the fact that Rust, Teal, and Bronze are in a hate triangle. Don’t ask.

Prospit was hit with some spoop today! The six gold dreamers had to endure Indigo’s dream death, by a mysterious Dersite! Who could it be?

With a nice session going, everyone’s alchamising! With that, I asked a few players what their favorite creation was…                       Rust: Zombie Dress

Bronze: A Friggin Robot

Gold: Plush Headset

Jade: Designer Robe

Teal: Stylish Holo-Gloves

Violet: Troll SPN Poster

“I hate suspense…” *Literally a few seconds later,* “I like some suspense.”

 I wasn’t there most of the day, hurrah! I was busy as real life shit. But! It seems we’ve got some ~progress~! 

I’ll get the important shit out first: We have 5 players in the Medium! Broze, Jade, Teal, Rust, and Violet!

And now the unimportant shit:

idk I wasn’t there most of the time

More important shit: 

Here’s a cast list! 

Rust; @mouse-the-hat

Bronze; (Not sure, SoMuchRaven#2057)

Gold: Me!

Lime: @capt0r

Olive @pixiekid-loves-steven-universe

Jade: @neatgirl

Teal; @qaznotquaz

Blue: @cheekey-kane

Indigo: @starchild-starkat

Purple: (None, gardengnostic#5472)

Violet: @gabe-and-moose

Fuchsia @roxy–lalonde

BB: oh 

 Hello, everyone, and welcome to today’s (Yesterday’s) SBub Recap! Today we’ll be discussing utter and absolute bullshit, and small hints of plot scattered throughout this shitfest.

 Shall we begin?

 I’m not doing the lineup again because who cares! In today’s storyline, the day started with good old Rust helping out Teal, who obtained a broken arm. Gold returned from the temple to her cave, as well. Oh a lighter note, Bronze’s eyesight has gotten better! He can now see in ~sounds~. That makes sense, right? As that happened, plot thickened as the mysterious BB DM’d the game files to Jade, while she was out exploring in the desert and found none other than an ABANDONED BROODING CAVERN! All of us were confused. The day ended on a strange note as rocks begain falling from the sky! Who knows why… 

In the pesterlogs today, the kids had some weird subjects, which consisted of injuries and lusus hugging, along with a few… ‘CA: he told me to tell you that he sa!d 'fuck you’’- 'IL: give them a hearty “fv<< yov” for me’- 'CA: on behalf of [Teal] and myself, fuck you’- …

Well, quite a few 'fuck you’s.

Holy fuck we just started and it’s already a grade A shitshow

We’re starting off with listing our cast for your amusement, but I’ll refer to them all by blood…

The Rust-blood, a Knight of Hope

They’re kinda like a medic, and are talking care of the Tealblood. Was probably in a Trolltube flame war

The Bronze-blood, a Rouge of Mind

This grade-A dumbass thought it would be a good idea to taste the sun! Unfortunately for him, the sun is a deadly lazer. He also saw a vision of the Lime’s ancestor? I don’t really know

The Gold-blood, a Heir of Space

She’s practically spent the day in the temple. Earlier, half a bag of bread rolls were pelted at her by Teal, and later she went to explore, revealing Plot Fort Knox about the ancestors. (PST, it kinda looks like the Signless struggle but with a limeblood.) Fell asleep in the temple by the end of the day.

The Lime-blood, a Maid of Doom

This hemoanon didn’t really do much today. They might have, but I forgot. Wow, I’m as good at hosting a the Doc! *ba dum tiss*

The Olive-blood, a Mage of Life

This one’s currently taking care of Bronze, who was conveniently nearby their hive when getting burnt. Probably has no medical experience, and needs Rust’s help. Probably in a Trolltube flame war.

The Jade-blood, a Page of Rage

This little rhymer had the first contact with the session’s exile, a mysterious man who’s deciphering the code for the game. 

The Teal-blood, a Prince of Breath

This little asshole with asthma broke his arm when falling into a ditch after pelting Gold and Rust with bread rolls. 

The Cer- cepru- Blue-blood, a Thief of Heart

Got online late, so wasn’t really involved in our bullshit. Probably really confused.

The Indigo-blood, a Seer of Void

Was online and chatting a lot. Actually was OK with Gold’s ‘ghost shit’.

The Purple-Blood, a Bard of Light

(Their character isn’t finished yet!)

The Violet-Blood, a Witch of Time

She was on and chatting a lot. I like her.

The Fuchsia-Blood, a Sylph of Blood

Wanted to clarify that they are NOT another snooty high-blood annoyance. Also OK with Gold’s 'ghost shit’.

Hoo doggy, today was fun. Let’s do a TLDR;

Teal blood pelted Gold and Rust with bread rolls, then fell into a ditch and broke an arm.

Gold found Plot Fort Knox in a temple.

Bronze got sunburned and blinded and saw Lime’s ancestor.

Jade got a DM from some Exile who made her get a picture from Gold and give it to them.