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btw i actually did buy a fish her name is snoop dogg

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surprise im here

#beatboxing intensifies #im back

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this is late probably but i will not be turning back the hands of time this early in our relationship wait until the middle of our first date

im dave hi

#frostlinqs

holy shit keeping up with a blog is hard i should have gotten a fish instead

#beatboxing intensifies

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[snoop dogg voice] greetings loved one

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Hello, Dave. Though your picture is Tyra Banks, I was confused for a second there. I’m Rose.

sbahjkind

#HEAVY SARCASM.#YOU'RE NOT AS FABULOUS AS TYRA I'M AFRAID.#OH GOD DO YOU TRY.

you have wounded me in ways that not even a therapist can fix i will be on my death bed still recovering from the burn wounds you marked me with on this very day so i hope you enjoy that rose

ill have trust issues because of you now and fear trusting another woman in case theyre being sarcastic with me via tumblr dot com tags

#indigoocculist

another one has converted to the tyrism religion welcome brother

#fncyhorse

bubblegumbitc

She looks around the room, expecting Frigglish to be there somewhere, but finding nothing. “uhhh thats a good a good question hes usually curious about visitors” She gets up and walks over to a door on the other side of the room and peers inside. Still nothing. sheesh where could he be?

"uhh hes probably in my room ill be back in a hot second" The blonde skips over to the stairs only to look back at Dave. "uhh do u need anything wile im up?"

sbahjkind

Getting comfortable in his seat on the couch, he shakes his head. "nah im cool sitting here," he replies. Dave pulls his camera off of his neck and begins fiddling with the buttons to keep him occupied, checking over the settings and taking test shots to see how they're working out.

#bubblegumbitc #((this is late sorry i have some personal stuff /n\))

[snoop dogg voice] greetings loved one

#indigoocculist #seriously hey im dave

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im going to the pool by myself i have reached a whole new level of pathetic sound the alarms this is an emergency

#beatboxing intensifies

it has begun

#ima gEE . PNEG #factoringcontingencies

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Did yours?

sbahjkind

no it says theyve awoken and the news is looking grim but they are gathering for their meeting before they wreck my shit

even in psychosis they remain organised its so poetic

or maybe it isnt idk ive never written a poem

#factoringcontingencies

techhops

And being the Southern gent I am, I’ll give you a grin and a small bow, taking that hanky to keep you at peace. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll get down on my knee, only to take your hand and kiss the back palm.

Tyra Banks more like Tyra Fierce Banks. I need a Golden Retriever just so I can do said thing now.

sbahjkind

oh no what ever will my father think of this im not even in my finest gown to make a proper impression on you

you say it like it is bro all hail the tyra banks

i hope that one day she hears of my love and i will be americas next top model like i always dreamt i would be in the quietness of the evening as a child

dont do it the golden retriever will find its way into your heart and next thing you know itll be old and in pain and youll have to get him put down itll be heartbreaking

#i was starting to forget the point of what i was saying #hashtag sad life #theandrical #tw dog talk ??#putting down dogs #idk maybe somebody recently lost a pet gotta be safe

techhops

Now what kind of Southern man would I be if I didn’t immediately forgive you for your transactions? Southern hospitality is still a thing, yo.

Your dedication is moving.

sbahjkind

ill be the wooed southern belle that i am inside and give you my hanky in gratitude

my dedication is just as fierce as my icon probably even more so maybe more like the golden retriever youve had for your entire life and hes old as balls and it shows but he still curls up next to you while you surf the web and waits excitedly for you to come home every day

#theandrical #i cut myself off because i needed to shut the fuck up

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i hecked up real bad

#oh well #i fucking bet dirk is up to his anime hair in psychotic grandmothers #does that make me happy or more upset im not sure #probably both #ima gEE . PNEG

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