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If a bro has sexual relations with a bro as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is chill. They are not to be put to the roast; as their bros have but gained another bro. Broviticus 20:13

Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone among your bros, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the BRO! Broviticus 19:18

If a bro commits adultery with another bro's wife – with the wife of his neighbor – both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be deemed not chill. Broviticus 20:10

Your male and female bros are to come from the nations around you; from them you may bum cigs. Broviticus 25:44

Do not mark your bodies for the hoes or put tattoo marks on yourselves for such. I am the BRO. Broviticus 19:28

All sons of Marley the priest are to put FIRE on the bowl and arrange ganja on the fire. Broviticus 1:7

Blessed art the meek bros, for they shall inherit that SICK NEW CAR, bro.

Blessed art the bros who are pure in heart, for they shall be ever more attractive to the chicks.

Blessed art the peaceful bros, but they could still totally kick your ass, bro.

Blessed art the bros who are persecuted for adhering to the bro code, for their reward shall be greater in the Eternal Bro Cave.