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i feel like tom would take greg to dinner to confess his feelings for him and he’ll say it really weird like “greg , you are so full of sunlight and time and dust from the mountains , i can’t stand to be parted from you and your enormous ass , i dread the day you transfer out of ATN for i need your gust-of-wind-esque presence near me to fill my billowy sails” and greg will go “haha yeah!” cause he doesn’t understand what tom just said and then after multiple minutes of silence gregll say “you know they reuse silverware at restaurants for so long , i could be like intergenerationally kissing someone who was famous in the 20s , like i could eat off this fork and kiss frank sinatra or like president coolidge” and tom would leave without paying

love the idea of greg being trans but no one knowing cause even though the cousins met greg when he was a kid , they’re more than willing to accept that they misremembered him/assume greg has a sister — but on greg’s side he assumes everyone knows because they’re his literal family — i can see him getting roped into an interview about the family and when asked if they’re just as evil as ATN , he’ll say some shit like “well they’re pretty kind people they’re obviously accepting of trans people so, like, they can’t be all bad” and then that will create rumours that roman is trans because he’s so short meanwhile no one in the roy family has any clue why greg has made that assumption about them

I kinda love how succession makes it clear.   that everyone involved is a fuckin loser…   logan? pissin’ on the floor as the opener to the series AND he’s short…  Marcia? made a speech to rhea about how when people fuck her husband she gets them back … and then … she didn’t get her back …cringe .     Caroline? British.  connor? paid for love and his own family wont visit his bitch ranch so he tries to run for president and no one in the family supports him and no one in real life even gives a shit. Kendall?  wanted to crucify himself and sing publicly at his 40th birthday……. said ‘the shiz’….  Roman? No friends, can’t fuck. Shiv? No friends, can’t dance, gay husband, got fired from her job working for her dad’s enemy after her dad somehow won him over better than she could … Greg? Called his mommy to tell her he got fired…  bought a watch he couldnt afford to impress comfrey and called her fair maiden…  Tom? ….need i say more….          it’s just funny that they’re like the wealthiest family in america and they collectively have about four friends and are all Really socially awkward and embarrassing