The Real Life Anime Girl™

“like a knife to the ribs” does nothing negative in my mind as a simile like ok so what are you saying. that it felt reallyreally good? that they’re hard now? someone’s about to kiss? this is what you are relaying to me.

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

there's something so symbolic about buffy's first experience after resurrection being her town burning around her, watching herself being literally ripped apart and then having to save everyone again. right after she dug herself out of her own grave

"what dark magic is this." Said the old man to the teenage mage holding a black fireball "oh this it's just the basic fireball spell with a color changing illusion spell over it." Said the teenager "but why just why." Said the old man "mostly aesthetic reasons I can make it really any color."

i just felt someone right click me

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?