saw facts you didn’t know

amanda should finally be allowed to beat the shit out of hoffman in saw xi

SAW 11 CANCELLED???????? IT’S SO FUCKING OVER.

karma (jojo’s version) will be on the saw 11 soundtrack!

hoffman’s jigsaw arc actually began to bloom when he worked at a retail store!

rip amanda young you would’ve loved jennifer’s body (2009)

john kramer wouldn’t have missed if he was at that pennsylvania trump rally.

saw 11 was postponed because we needed more time to sit with and appreciate amanda’s fuckass lesbian haircut in saw 10

adam’s left thigh is covered in games of tic tac toe he played with amanda. with a tattoo gun. they are permanent.

the technical term for john kramer’s dick, as seen in saw 4, is “jigsock” (jigsaw cock)

a sign that reads “maybe the real saw trap was the friends we made along the way” can be found hanging on the wall in the jigsaw warehouse.

the biggest source of tension in jill and john’s relation (besides gideon and the murders) was that The Bachelor is her favorite show. john said it was a stain on humanity and was also secretly jealous that she found the guys attractive. this is typical of the plights of heterosexuals.

mark hoffman would either be the type of guy that doesn’t listen to music at all OR britney spears’ number one fan.

john kramer only moved to new york-jersey (saw city) because of the unusually high number of dank, decrepit places he could use for traps

mark once accidentally blew up a model of billy (epic bad luck) and was forced to consume an entire bottle of mayonnaise as punishment

saw xi will be 2 hours of amanda coping with the consequences of the impulsive haircut featured in saw x