Jasmine;

dont Smoke the weed you will the Die

are you high

THE DIE

high key needs a hug

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.

allow yourself to be completely free and open-minded. click here to trip out with me.

im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

*sees a girl in running tights* wow i’m gay *sees a girl in a crop top* wow i’m gay *sees a girl in a loose maxi sun dress* wow i’m gay *sees a girl in jean shorts and a cool hat* wow i’

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

it dont even feel like june it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

i have a weird feeling that the suicide squad movie will somehow be responsible for the rebirth of scene kid culture and its something i knew would happen eventually but i never thought it would be so soon

Later this year high schools will be filled w/ guys trying to act like the joker in that “edgy on purpose lol u mad” kinda way and scene girls w/ pink n blue dyed pigtails giggling about how “lol im SO CRAZY LAWL X3″

i cant believe you two made me read this on my own dash

if someone does that “rawr means i love u in dinosaur” think im holding you personally responsible

I. Swear. To. Fucking. God.