You're worthless and honestly very talentless. Everything you do sucks ass. Kkkkkkkill urselfff lol
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@satoruhs
You're worthless and honestly very talentless. Everything you do sucks ass. Kkkkkkkill urselfff lol
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How are you cringe aAND pretentious can you pick one struggle
ok? kill yourself, then?
gojokima canon. gojokima super canon, in fact. he's her failhusband who wants her to cannibalize him because he's obsessed with the idea that she would want him so intimately as to use him for her very sustenance ( he would give her a stomach ache )
&. 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 (𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( dialogue prompts taken from episodes 5 & 6 ( "eat at baratie!" & "the chef and the chore boy" ) of the netflix live action one piece series. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
❛ how about we sail away as fast as we can? ❜
❛ about the battle, you wanna talk about it? ❜
❛ there's something on the breeze. smells like butter. soy sauce. and meat. ❜
❛ think he has brain damage? ❜
❛ i smell food, which means that there's someone somewhere cooking. ❜
❛ what's a... baratie? ❜
❛ let's eat! ❜
❛ you'll have to excuse them. they're idiots. ❜
❛ wanna take this outside? ❜
❛ are you asking me to dance? 'cause i kind of had my eye on that blonde at table eight. ❜
❛ i call it a true bluefin sauté. it's elephant tuna, seared asparagus, in a sweet soy reduction. ❜
❛ if i gotta sling one more prime rib medium-well, i am going to drop dead of boredom, you old shitbag! ❜
❛ this ain't gonna be a fight. i'm just going to kill him. ❜
❛ hi, welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambience is the food. ❜
❛ one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal? ❜
❛ apologies, madam, i didn't see you there. ❜
❛ something wrong with your eye? ❜
❛ just blinded by your beauty. ❜
❛ nami's got a boyfriend. ❜
❛ did i catch you in the middle of something? ❜
❛ just killing some time. ❜
❛ who's the quarry? ❜
❛ doesn't sound like much of a challenge. ❜
❛ why are you after me? ❜
❛ you woke me from my nap. ❜
❛ i can't eat another bite. but it's so good. ❜
❛ who the hell is monkey d. luffy? ❜
❛ i don't even think there's liquor in this. it tastes just like candy. ❜
❛ who's ready for another drink? my treat. ❜
❛ i don't really do regret. no point in looking back. ❜
❛ sometimes, when i try to look ahead, all i see is back. ❜
❛ you know, you're a really good cook. ❜
❛ if a man is hungry, i feed him. ❜
❛ what are you carrying around that's so heavy? ❜
❛ i bet i know more about you than you do about me. ❜
❛ i guess something about you, you drink. you guess something about me, i drink.❜
❛ i have business with your captain. if you know what's good for you, you'll hand him over. ❜
❛ i've been following your career since i was a child. it's an honor to finally meet you, sir. which is why it pains me to inform you that tomorrow... you're going to die. ❜
❛ accept my challenge. you'll see how serious i am. ❜
❛ you want me to say you're the best? you're the best. okay? ❜
❛ you're the best i've ever seen, but you are not better than him. ❜
❛ why do you give a shit? ❜
❛ because you're my friend, you idiot. ❜
❛ you said it yourself. you don't have any friends. ❜
❛ what is that? i'm here for a sword fight. ❜
❛ i don't hunt rabbits with a cannon. ❜
❛ you're brave. i'll give you that. ❜
❛ wounds on the back are a swordsman's greatest shame. ❜
❛ this world could use a few more wild cards. ❜
❛ it's too soon for you to die. grow strong and come find me. i'll be waiting. ❜
❛ you could never fail me. ❜
❛ look, i'm not gonna lie to you. he's lost a lot of blood. it might be too late for him. but it might not be. ❜
❛ he's got one foot in each world right now, caught between life and death. you have to find a way to keep him tethered to our world. ❜
❛ nice of you to announce yourself. ❜
❛ i don't take orders. not even from the likes of you. ❜
❛ what's the matter? don't like fish? ❜
❛ if you don't want the fish, i got two-inch t-bones in the kitchen. or maybe you're in the mood for saffron risotto? ❜
❛ i can make anything. just tell me what you want. ❜
❛ being a captain, it's the toughest job in the world, okay? ❜
❛ how'd you two meet? were you on his crew or something? ❜
❛ oregano's for savages! ❜
❛ you've got a sharp tongue on you, boy. how about i cut it out and fry it up with some pig fat? ❜
❛ do what you want, but i'm not gonna die here. ❜
❛ they're all dead, except for us. ❜
❛ you ate it? you ate your own leg? ❜
❛ you don't even know me. why would you do that for a stranger? ❜
❛ so i'm gonna need you to live on. and i'm gonna need you to fulfill that dream... for both of us. ❜
❛ have any idea what that's like? having someone lose a limb to save your life? ❜
❛ sometimes, when you are in charge, you have to make the tough decisions. ❜
❛ i'd do anything to save him. anything. except stand in the way of his dream. ❜
❛ isn't there something that you want? something more than anything else in this world? ❜
❛ not everyone gets to follow their dreams. ❜
❛ did you not hear what i just said? they are hunting you. we need to run. ❜
❛ i can't let innocent people get hurt because of me. ❜
❛ i hear you're looking for me. ❜
❛ so this is the pirate i've heard so much about? ❜
❛ do you know who i am, boy? ❜
❛ how'd you even know how to find me? ❜
❛ if you bow down to me, i might even let you serve in my kingdom. ❜
❛ i don't bow down to any man. ❜
❛ i told you in the bar i didn't have any friends, but the truth is, i couldn't let myself have them... because i always end up hurting the people closest to me. ❜
❛ why waste your time killing a devil fruit eater? let the sea do it for you. ❜
❛ what is your problem? ❜
❛ me? i'm fine. you're the one with the problem. ❜
❛ you're not gonna be anything, not if you stay here. ❜
❛ it's not like i can just leave. ❜
❛ don't you get it? it's one thing to have a dream. it's another to go after it. ❜
❛ you want my permission? you got it. ❜
❛ i didn't know what to say before, but i know what to say now, and it's so simple. i need you. ❜
❛ you gonna keep talking, or let me get some sleep? ❜
❛ i vow to stand by your side from now until the end. ❜
❛ you're my captain, and i'm your first mate. ❜
❛ heard you guys need a cook. ❜
❛ why are we bringing the waiter? ❜
❛ you keep your feet dry. ❜
❛ you know, all these years, living under your shitty roof, cooking at your shitty restaurant... i owe you my life! ❜
❛ thank you for putting up with my shit all these years, old man. ❜
❛ i'll never forget you! ❜
* energy is infinite , you are infinite . you do not exist without the universe — and the universe does not exist without you .
jujutsu kaisen's gojo satoru, as rct'd back into annoying existence loved by lucía.

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@getosu @shoukous THE PROPHECY IS COMPLETE
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gojo being cocky ✧(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )
@shoukous “ weird works for me. ”
he laughs into the crown of shoko's head, the type of laughter that he knows annoys her the most. huffing into her hair, his hand curling on her nape, nose rubbing into her scalp. he takes a moment before speaking to inhale the scent of her shampoo—its warm and sweet, satoru can imagine the bottle being named being something like tropical delight, or eternal summer. her hair is soft and shiny, brushed to a perfect sheen thanks to her hair routine that satoru feels borders on a medieval - torture technique, but always works wonders.
shoko is all soft when ready for bed, and he's the one privileged enough to see her like this. free from the weight of their duties ( if only for a few hours ), able to relax into the version of herself that's loose - limbed and cracks smiles more easily at his terrible jokes.
" i'd hope so. being fine with curses and cadavers, but then drawing the line at my sleeping habits, seems a bit hypocritical. "
satoru noses down to her temple and kisses the corner of her eye. the half-snort she gives him is the sweetest sound. it's enough to ease the self - consciousness teisring in his stomach since he told shoko about the sleep talking. nothing too major, but he'd been told more than once that it caught people off - guard, the quiet of the night broken by satoru's disjointed conversations with whatever resided in his dreams. from the times he's recorded himself he's learnt it's mostly harmless babbling, but sometimes it gets a little too creepy. sometimes satoru says names and—
sometimes—
his other hand, settled on her hips, tightens a bit. satoru softens his hold and apologetically rubs his thumb over her skin.
" you won't hear ominous latin or a murder confession, I promise. just . . . don't freak out if you hear me saying the alphabet backwards. "
𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
“ everybody lies. ”
“ weird works for me. ”
“ truth begins in lies. ”
“ humanity is overrated. ”
“ pain happens when you care. ”
“ reality is almost always wrong. ”
“ i don’t care much for apologies. ”
“ i’m too handsome to do paperwork. ”
“ i’m gonna pretend to go to work now. ”
“ do you listen to what you’re saying? ”
“ you’re a disgrace to your stereotype. ”
“ never is just reven spelled backwards. ”
“ perseverance does not equal worthiness. ”
“ i know what’s bugging your subconscious. ”
“ new is good. because old ended in death. ”
“ if i was kidding i’d be dressed like you. ”
“ there’s nothing any of us can do about it. ”
“ do i get bonus points if i act like i care? ”
“ we all make mistakes, and we all pay a price. ”
“ i have almost no knowledge of alien physiology. ”
“ i cared for eight seconds, then i got distracted. ”
“ that is not the last feeling i want to experience. ”
“ if nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. ”
“ i’m deflecting because i’m avoiding something shallow. ”
“ almost dying changes nothing, dying changes everything. ”
“ i’m not deflecting because i’m avoiding something deep. ”
“ i don’t want to be in pain, i don’t want to be miserable. ”
“ i’m branching out from self-loathing and self-destruction. ”
“ i think when you do change, it’s not so simple to go back. ”
“ people don’t get what they deserve. they just get what they get.
“ if you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything. ”
“ we formulate our questions based on the answers we want to hear. ”
“ death is the opposite of a cool puzzle, it’s eternal nothingness. ”
“ livers are important. you can’t live without them, hence the name.”
“ did you come for my feelings? because i left ‘em in my other pants. ”
“ what’s the opposite of ‘thank you’? i’m pretty sure it ends in 'you.'“
“ it’s one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes. ”
“ there’s no i in 'team’. there is a 'me’, though, if you jumble it up. ”
“ a unicorn isn’t a unicorn, it’s a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face. ”
“ hostility makes me shrink up like a… i can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor. ”
“ pain makes us make bad decisions. fear or pain is almost as big of a motivator. ”
“ it’s normal to be screwed up, but it’s really screwed up to romanticize it. ”
“ well, as the philosopher jagger once said, 'you can’t always get what you want.’ ”
“ everybody does stupid things, it shouldn’t cost them everything they want in life. ”
“ if you wanted fair, you chose the wrong job, the wrong profession, the wrong species. ”
“ if you’re not willing to look stupid, nothing great is ever going to happen to you. ”
“ it’s easy to be nice to people you like. but being nice to people you hate, that’s a skill. ”

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Carole Lombard & Clark Gable in No Man of Her Own (1932)
@satoruhs
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8k5fFrL/ this is gonna be me saving u in shibuya... how does this make u feel
" woah, shoko, I had no idea this was how you felt about me . . . does this mean I get to be the omega ? oh ! are you gonna call me kitten now ? should i ' nya ' ? "
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