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( dialogue prompts taken from episodes 5 & 6 ( "eat at baratie!" & "the chef and the chore boy" ) of the netflix live action one piece series. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ how about we sail away as fast as we can? ❜

❛ about the battle, you wanna talk about it? ❜

❛ there's something on the breeze. smells like butter. soy sauce. and meat. ❜

❛ think he has brain damage? ❜

❛ i smell food, which means that there's someone somewhere cooking. ❜

❛ what's a... baratie? ❜

❛ let's eat! ❜

❛ you'll have to excuse them. they're idiots. ❜

❛ wanna take this outside? ❜

❛ are you asking me to dance? 'cause i kind of had my eye on that blonde at table eight. ❜

❛ i call it a true bluefin sauté. it's elephant tuna, seared asparagus, in a sweet soy reduction. ❜

❛ if i gotta sling one more prime rib medium-well, i am going to drop dead of boredom, you old shitbag! ❜

❛ this ain't gonna be a fight. i'm just going to kill him. ❜

❛ hi, welcome to our shitty restaurant where the only thing worse than the ambience is the food. ❜

❛ one of our signature cocktails to help you choke down your meal? ❜

❛ apologies, madam, i didn't see you there. ❜

❛ something wrong with your eye? ❜

❛ just blinded by your beauty. ❜

❛ nami's got a boyfriend. ❜

❛ did i catch you in the middle of something? ❜

❛ just killing some time. ❜

❛ who's the quarry? ❜

❛ doesn't sound like much of a challenge. ❜

❛ why are you after me? ❜

❛ you woke me from my nap. ❜

❛ i can't eat another bite. but it's so good. ❜

❛ who the hell is monkey d. luffy? ❜

❛ i don't even think there's liquor in this. it tastes just like candy. ❜

❛ who's ready for another drink? my treat. ❜

❛ i don't really do regret. no point in looking back. ❜

❛ sometimes, when i try to look ahead, all i see is back. ❜

❛ you know, you're a really good cook. ❜

❛ if a man is hungry, i feed him. ❜

❛ what are you carrying around that's so heavy? ❜

❛ i bet i know more about you than you do about me. ❜

❛ i guess something about you, you drink. you guess something about me, i drink.❜

❛ i have business with your captain. if you know what's good for you, you'll hand him over. ❜

❛ i've been following your career since i was a child. it's an honor to finally meet you, sir. which is why it pains me to inform you that tomorrow... you're going to die. ❜

❛ accept my challenge. you'll see how serious i am. ❜

❛ you want me to say you're the best? you're the best. okay? ❜

❛ you're the best i've ever seen, but you are not better than him. ❜

❛ why do you give a shit? ❜

❛ because you're my friend, you idiot. ❜

❛ you said it yourself. you don't have any friends. ❜

❛ what is that? i'm here for a sword fight. ❜

❛ i don't hunt rabbits with a cannon. ❜

❛ you're brave. i'll give you that. ❜

❛ wounds on the back are a swordsman's greatest shame. ❜

❛ this world could use a few more wild cards. ❜

❛ it's too soon for you to die. grow strong and come find me. i'll be waiting. ❜

❛ you could never fail me. ❜

❛ look, i'm not gonna lie to you. he's lost a lot of blood. it might be too late for him. but it might not be. ❜

❛ he's got one foot in each world right now, caught between life and death. you have to find a way to keep him tethered to our world. ❜

❛ nice of you to announce yourself. ❜

❛ i don't take orders. not even from the likes of you. ❜

❛ what's the matter? don't like fish? ❜

❛ if you don't want the fish, i got two-inch t-bones in the kitchen. or maybe you're in the mood for saffron risotto? ❜

❛ i can make anything. just tell me what you want. ❜

❛ being a captain, it's the toughest job in the world, okay? ❜

❛ how'd you two meet? were you on his crew or something? ❜

❛ oregano's for savages! ❜

❛ you've got a sharp tongue on you, boy. how about i cut it out and fry it up with some pig fat? ❜

❛ do what you want, but i'm not gonna die here. ❜

❛ they're all dead, except for us. ❜

❛ you ate it? you ate your own leg? ❜

❛ you don't even know me. why would you do that for a stranger? ❜

❛ so i'm gonna need you to live on. and i'm gonna need you to fulfill that dream... for both of us. ❜

❛ have any idea what that's like? having someone lose a limb to save your life? ❜

❛ sometimes, when you are in charge, you have to make the tough decisions. ❜

❛ i'd do anything to save him. anything. except stand in the way of his dream. ❜

❛ isn't there something that you want? something more than anything else in this world? ❜

❛ not everyone gets to follow their dreams. ❜

❛ did you not hear what i just said? they are hunting you. we need to run. ❜

❛ i can't let innocent people get hurt because of me. ❜

❛ i hear you're looking for me. ❜

❛ so this is the pirate i've heard so much about? ❜

❛ do you know who i am, boy? ❜

❛ how'd you even know how to find me? ❜

❛ if you bow down to me, i might even let you serve in my kingdom. ❜

❛ i don't bow down to any man. ❜

❛ i told you in the bar i didn't have any friends, but the truth is, i couldn't let myself have them... because i always end up hurting the people closest to me. ❜

❛ why waste your time killing a devil fruit eater? let the sea do it for you. ❜

❛ what is your problem? ❜

❛ me? i'm fine. you're the one with the problem. ❜

❛ you're not gonna be anything, not if you stay here. ❜

❛ it's not like i can just leave. ❜

❛ don't you get it? it's one thing to have a dream. it's another to go after it. ❜

❛ you want my permission? you got it. ❜

❛ i didn't know what to say before, but i know what to say now, and it's so simple. i need you. ❜

❛ you gonna keep talking, or let me get some sleep? ❜

❛ i vow to stand by your side from now until the end. ❜

❛ you're my captain, and i'm your first mate. ❜

❛ heard you guys need a cook. ❜

❛ why are we bringing the waiter? ❜

❛ you keep your feet dry. ❜

❛ you know, all these years, living under your shitty roof, cooking at your shitty restaurant... i owe you my life! ❜

❛ thank you for putting up with my shit all these years, old man. ❜

gojo being cocky ✧(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )

“ everybody lies. ”

“ weird works for me. ”

“ truth begins in lies. ”

“ humanity is overrated. ”

“ pain happens when you care. ”

“ reality is almost always wrong. ”

“ i don’t care much for apologies. ”

“ i’m too handsome to do paperwork. ”

“ i’m gonna pretend to go to work now. ”

“ do you listen to what you’re saying? ”

“ you’re a disgrace to your stereotype. ”

“ never is just reven spelled backwards. ”

“ perseverance does not equal worthiness. ”

“ i know what’s bugging your subconscious. ”

“ new is good. because old ended in death. ”

“ if i was kidding i’d be dressed like you. ”

“ there’s nothing any of us can do about it. ”

“ do i get bonus points if i act like i care? ”

“ we all make mistakes, and we all pay a price. ”

“ i have almost no knowledge of alien physiology. ”

“ i cared for eight seconds, then i got distracted. ”

“ that is not the last feeling i want to experience. ”

“ if nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. ”

“ i’m deflecting because i’m avoiding something shallow. ”

“ almost dying changes nothing, dying changes everything. ”

“ i’m not deflecting because i’m avoiding something deep. ”

“ i don’t want to be in pain, i don’t want to be miserable. ”

“ i’m branching out from self-loathing and self-destruction. ”

“ i think when you do change, it’s not so simple to go back. ”

“ people don’t get what they deserve. they just get what they get.

“ if you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything. ”

“ we formulate our questions based on the answers we want to hear. ”

“ death is the opposite of a cool puzzle, it’s eternal nothingness. ”

“ livers are important. you can’t live without them, hence the name.”

“ did you come for my feelings? because i left ‘em in my other pants. ”

“ what’s the opposite of ‘thank you’? i’m pretty sure it ends in 'you.'“

“ it’s one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes. ”

“  there’s no i in 'team’. there is a 'me’, though, if you jumble it up. ”

“ a unicorn isn’t a unicorn, it’s a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face. ”

“ hostility makes me shrink up like a… i can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor. ”

“ pain makes us make bad decisions. fear or pain is almost as big of a motivator. ”

“ it’s normal to be screwed up, but it’s really screwed up to romanticize it. ”

“ well, as the philosopher jagger once said, 'you can’t always get what you want.’ ”

“ everybody does stupid things, it shouldn’t cost them everything they want in life. ”

“ if you wanted fair, you chose the wrong job, the wrong profession, the wrong species. ”

“ if you’re not willing to look stupid, nothing great is ever going to happen to you. ”