sam

petition to have Hard by hayley williams on the hard launch preshow playlist

i say the exact same types of things i blog in real life, its just that in real life i have to read the room before making any 9/11 jokes.

all i want in life is the perfect hayley williams 2007 hair

this is why is my favourite paramore album.

we must invent a way to access the 3 beers mindset while having 0 beers

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

drunk as fuck and just wanna say i love dan and phil so much man im so glad we are in the timeline where they came back