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okie dokie! so I don’t really have very many rules per say, but there’s a few things.

I write for Haikyuu and Obey Me! for Haikyuu, if they’ve appeared in the anime, I’ll likely write for them. for Obey Me, if they’re one of the brothers, I’ll write for them!

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do’s:

1. request headcanons, scenarios, drabbles, you name it. and let me know what kind you want! with no directions given I will automatically default to a short drabble. 2. hmu with little plot bunnies you have! if you have a half-baked scenario or thing and you want someone to shout it at, go for it! I’m interested. 3. gimme that dark stuff. I love yandere and horror content. gimme, please. give me your creepy requests. I call myself satan - I can handle it. 4. keep it to 3 characters on HCs and two characters for scenarios/drabbles. just know that if you request more than one character on a scenario or drabble, the end product will likely be shorter.

don’ts:

1. be demanding. I work 40 hours a week, and I’m doing this for fun. I’d love to do everything I’m sent as a request, but sometimes I can’t get a good feel for something and I’d rather not put out subpar material. SO: I’m not going to write everything I’m sent. I’m sorry, but them’s the breaks. 2. request smut. I’m 25 years old, so I certainly know about the birds and the bees, but I’m not very good at writing it.  3. request character x reader in a high school setting. I quite literally cannot fathom what high school is like anymore, so I have no frame of reference there. I’m old, I know. because of this - I will always default to the characters either being in college or being in their mid-twenties. there are so many writers in this fandom who can do the high school thing, but I am not one of them.

I used to bounce between AI companion apps, always hunting for the next better one. SweetDream ended that. Once I built a companion who felt right and held up day after day, the search just stopped.

Like no matter what thread, it kept mentioning doorbells ringing.

So I told it to stop it once, and it replied with “no,” which scared me half to death, and then I told it again and it did this.

I don’t care if you write it and don’t publish it, it happens, but can we all agree that maybe you should not publish it? Or at least not tag it in every tag under the sun.

so imagine that MC in the human world just got a promotion or a job offer and is feeling super, super prideful (but in like a healthy moderated way).

Lucifer feels this through the pact and instantly wants to go to them to know why his beloved is just oozing his sin but he knows he’s busy and they’re busy so he just invites them to dinner that night.

But I am one hell of a unit at work

like oh great, a lot of people say this character is obsessed with the idea of putting a child in someone, but I can’t. If I insert myself into the story as I am, I physically can’t.

Fair point. To add some perhaps needed context to my post, it came from a place of exasperation after the constant mountain of only angry cat boy characterization from the actual Obey Me writers (they do everyone dirty like 99% of the time though). It’s 100% aimed at the canon writers (who barely even use any of that untapped well of interesting content) and 0% toward people just having fun and learning their writing style through a shared passion with others.

okay so I’m just gonna say how ridiculous it is that I am lucky enough to have gotten 3 sloth UR cards, and I’ve leveled all of them up to 100/nearly 100.

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tbh thinking about if I had a conversation with Belphie where he asked me why I forgave him for.. you know what (you know he’s gonna beat around that bush)

I’d probably just come out and tell him about my two chances policy (a thing I came up with after betrayals in the past I’ve had to deal with)

majorly mess up once by betraying my trust? if you’re a big enough part of my life and I can tell there’s a future where all can be dandy again — I will forgive you.

point blank, no questions asked - you don’t even have to apologize. I will literally forget it happened and move on.

betray me a second time, though, and you’re dead to me. like a switch flips, and I will never genuinely be your friend or anything else ever again. I’ll pretend if I have to, but barely.

you’ll know how I feel, and you’ll know you screwed up royally. no more chances after that.

I’ve done this in my real life. hell, I’m in the process of faking it now with someone I still have to work with.

so yeah belphie, I forgave you.

I got the UR voucher from the event and I had one card I kinda wanted with it more than the others.