yeah right

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

i love when ugly things are also erotic. that's how all of this started

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…