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WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE

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POTUS

poop of the united states

POTUS

poop of the united states

#he is rump no more tea for u bitch #trum the cunt #ukvisit #whoooooshhh #supernatural

A man entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

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Death is not the worst thing!

Ppl think dying is worst! But remember there are things that are worse than death!

Example

Soft grapes

Mayo in Oreo

Pineapple. On. A. Pizza

JB songs

Harry Potter naming his kid Albus Severus

Seriously tho

Someone eating ur cookies/chocolates

'those are nice shoelaces'

'thnx! I stole them from the president'

That little bitch in ur school

Cliffhangers

Albus Severus Potter

Missing the finale of ur favorite season

Mosquitoes

Umbridge

Donald Truck

So next time when u plan a murder, think again!

#idontknowwhereiwasgoingwiththisone

Once my frnd and I were out for a walk in the park and she was all chitter-chatter coz she was really excited about something

And suddenly she just stopped talking, had this really weird expression and started going 'mmmmmmmm' in what I assumed was panic

She went on to open her mouth and puked and make puke noises Long story short she had swallowed a fly! An entire f*cking fly!

Anyway....as an introvert I took a note and whenever someone asks me why I don't talk I say 'bcoz if u speak a lot, u will offend the fly Lord and fly minions will come for ur vocal cords'

They leave me alone....

I know about the monster under the bed and am usually very careful and take all safety measures ..but once I was in a particularly crunchy mood and shot out my feet from under the blanket thinking fuck u! I ain't scared anymore

5min I heard some nice downstairs

Guess who just became a human burrito

A few days back I came out as an ace...

So I was going to this party today and my mom sat me down and gave me the standard we don't want babies yet talk asking me to stay away from the boys...also we don't want aids so stay away from girls

And I just lose it there and go 'y cANT YOU RESPECT MY FUCKING PERSONALITY FOR ONCE MOM?'

and my dad rushes in looks me dead in the eyes and goes

'but u don't have a fucking personality!'

Thnx dad!

As a kid I would either wear all the available underwears mine or not

Or not wear one at all

There was no in between

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This is what I meant

#doodlepost #tumblr doodles #draw me

just-shower-thoughts

Lets appreciate the fact that our teeth don’t itch.

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Nor do our insides

What if all the planets are revolving because universe is just a giant fidget spinner with multiple rings?....and what if the god is cured of their ADHD

#what if but

I act like a raging Slytherin who is a badass but in reality I am just a puffy Hufflepuff who tries to befriend a lizard and the most badass things I have done include

Flushing my friend's shoe in toilet

Throwing a metal bottle at an annoying kid

Told a teacher she was Umbridge irl

Murdered like 3057 ppl in my head- all in different ways

And my biggest achievement

Bunked school once

#maybe i am a slytherin #but it was me who put er in slytherin too #havent been this confused since math started having imagination

If u think about it sleeping is just a looonnnngg blink

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Listen up y'all

Don't let anyone tell you what u are or what can be Just be u! Embrace urself and accept thy personality It's canon and in this universe! Remember that every Oedipus of a month is pride month! Heck every day is pride day!....

#that is if u r slytherin enough

Who's idea was it to put sex in asexual?

Like u had one job u shallow thot u absolute blockheaded peasant

#iamanasexualtoo #finditabsolutelyintimidating #bobbypins #tictactoeeees

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