Satan's Halls
Welcome sinners, I am your real Ruler of Hell. The Rightful leader of Hell. This blog is ran by @pleasantspark as well. And is part of the SelfAware AU.
Information about Satan
Satan is the true ruler of Hell, as Viv going to twitter to retcon what he said in the show as false, I decided to make it canon.
Satan was not a fallen angel, he left Heaven by his own wishes. He preferred to do things his own fashion and God agreed and gave him the ability to make Hell.
Satan is Pansexual, he had a wife named Evelyn who he fathered a daughter with named Jezebel.
Satan is very strict and blunt and most of his asks are responded in bold because of this.
Satan is a no nonsense kind of guy, but is fond of the Imps in hell.
Satan hates Stolas.
Rules for interacting with Satan
Be sure to be nice to him, any stupid questions are met with snarky or outright rude responses.
Triggers (words he will actually respond to start a discussion.) are Jezebel, Eden, Heaven, Lucifer/Samael (sometimes both), Eve, Lilith, Evelyn, or even mysteriously Roo (ooo).
Please be patient, sometimes he could be insensitive for no good reason.
Satan's Family
@godcriticizes - Father @claracriticizes - Mother @saintmichaelcriticizes - Eldest Brother @seraphinacriticizes - Younger Sister @nyxcriticizes - Younger Sister @jezebelcriticizes - Daughter @soberedupcatcritises - Brother-In-Law @adamcritical - Former Brother-In-Law @aphcriticizes - Neice @duskcriticizes - Nephew
Other Critical Blogs
@mammoncriticizes / @mammoncritical @zestialcriticizes @loonacriticizes @blitzocriticizes @stellacriticizes @pringles-the-butler @fizzcriticizes @angelcritizes @0ctaviacr1ticizes @pentiouscriticizes @moxxiecriticizes @gracecritical @voxcriticizes @tilla-critical
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satancriticizes - catchall helluvahazbinselfawareau - common tag satanloredumps - loredump satanspeaks - response/reblog allhailsatan - commentary dash moment













