poison me with love

*goes in for a high five but misses and slaps ur ass instead*

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

Dirty talk gets me fucking going, tell me how you’d ruin me and make me squirm until I cant take it anymore

that first kiss with the person you’ve been dying to kiss is probably the best feeling in the world

is there anything better than kissing a cat’s soft belly

kissing a sleeping cats soft little forehead and hearing them go brrrrrb?

god you’re so right

the sooner you accept the things you can’t change, the freer you will be

i’d like to thank my favorite coping mechanism, masturbation,

when you want to be heartless but you know that’s not how you are