Believers Never Die

Another night in a car freaking out over the sunset

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

“surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery”

The Anatomy of a Fall Out Boy Song

queen victoria & prince albert in scotland | bonus: jenna & tom behind the scenes.

Cinderella  (1950)

1. what’s so fuck then 2. what the hap is fuckening 3. Shut Your Fuck 4. fuck of 5. something’s fucky

with this ring i thee wed, with my body i thee worship, and with all my worldly goods i thee endow: in the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy ghost. amen.

Them: 3 full dollars AND MAY GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SHOW US ANYTHING RIGHT ON BUDGET BECAUSE EVEN THO WE SET IT THAT HIGH WE STILL DON’T WANNA PAY THAT.

Them: Ew no the curtains are terrible how DARE you show us this house

YOU CAN REPAINT IT, SUSAN.