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im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

and ur ass is still here

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

I know this is very funny and all but I need you all to know that this is genuinely how this is done in the fucking speedrun

capitalism? more like crapitalism!!!!!

Yes, come on in!

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

i'm blogging with my penis tonight

people need to have higher standards for what being “pro-trans” means

“I support trans people as long as I don’t have to meaningfully engage with them and the concept of being transgender ever” isn’t really doing it for me

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me

Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.