All I Ever Wanted

but why

why not

Reblog Fairy Godmother Ian for all your dreams to come true.

Take a fucking sip, babes

A queen and her soldiers

This isn’t what I was expecting when I heard I’d learn about the birds and the bees

Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.

Bringing back this prime advice

Walking dildo with delusions of grandeur… girl… 🙌🏻

Open a savings account and stop being a broke bitch

Split your check. Cash a certain amount and use that as spending money. When u out of cash, u out of spending money.

Always buy priorities first. Toilet paper, lotion, deodorant, tampons alladat.

Don’t tell nobody u got money. Don’t tell nobody how much you get paid. Don’t tell nobody when you get paid.