some things just dont add up.

You are a bag of dicks.

You're very gullible Stark

You what? Merlin, Lestrange, I honestly didn’t think you were that stupid. Honestly? Well, what are you going to do about it? Because I have no idea what the rules for babies are here, but I’m pretty sure Hogwarts doesn’t permit anyone under the age of eleven to attend.

April Fools!

What, someone’s already given you a similar present? You don’t like birthdays?

Not quite.. Look, I'm telling you this because you're my... you're my bestfriend okay.. a few weeks ago I met up with this guy..and we uh yeah.. what I'm trying to say is that... I'm pregnant.

As good as I can be with all this homework, what about you?

Uh I'm okay I suppose. There's something I've gotta tell you..

Nope, why? Oh, happy birthday. Here’s your present.

Oh thanks! It's so nice! So how've you been?

Me! Yes. I am.

yay!

Yep!

Hello?

I killed them all

You’re off your rocker, well and truly. 

Thank you

I’m sure I’ll survive.

I’m not the one trying to exercise by throwing myself around.

Well at least I'm trying, you're not

Shouldn’t you have Quidditch practice?

Shouldn't you have Quidditch practice?

I, uh, I don’t think that’s an efficient way.

Well what is an efficient way?

…What are you doing?

Exercise..

I didn’t think they were allowed to put things like that in the Library, perhaps it was a prank.

Hopefully..