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And decided not only was that a sensible cat name, but that cat is clearly a Sir.

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I wanna play in cc so bad so I decided to do the second best thing: Character Template! feel free to use and edit<3

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01. A cheat sheet to color pairing 02. What goes first - a make up routine guide 03. Pout palette to match your complexion 04. 5 ways to braid your hair 05. The acne charts 06. Decoding dress codes 07. Make up expiration guide 08. Every dress worn by Best Actress Academy Award winners 09. How to do winged eyeliner 10. The best pixie cut for your face shape 11. The ultimate female collars fashion vocabulary 12. How French girls pick their shoes 13. Eyeliners for your eye shape 14. Know your Victorian looks 15. What color eyeliner should you wear 16. The ultimate bra fashion vocabulary 17. The 5 levels of business attire 18. How to contour your eyes 19. Beauty serving size: The ultimate guide to how much product you really need 20. A guide to organising your wardrobe 21. Lacebraided updo in 4 easy steps 22. Anatomy of the Ballet Flat 23. How to create the perfect cat eye for every occasion 24. DIY bun in 6 easy steps 25. Basics of a classic wardrobe 26. The perfect dress length formula 27. Necklaces and necklines 101 28. The correct order to apply eye shadow 29, 10 shoes every woman should own 30. Dress neckline styles - a visual glossary 31. The 12th century lady’s wardrobe 32. Choosing necklaces for necklines 33. Lipstick fashion through Chinese history 34. A visual compilation of braids 35. 6 coats that will stand the test of time [2/6]: The Trench Coat 36. The ultimate glasses fashion vocabulary 37. How to tightline eyes 38. A visual glossary of braid types 39. Fashion brand timelines (1850-2000) 40. The ultimate buns fashion vocabulary 41. The best bra for your body shape 42. A guide to perfecting lip liner application 43. How to braid 44. 10 Summer Haistyles - Part 1 45. Necklace lengths and glossary 46. A step by step guide to an easy Chignon 47. A visual glossary of shoes for women 48. Decode the dress code (Women’s Edition) 49. The pretzel belt knot in 6 easy steps 50. Everything you need to know to find the perfect hairbrush 51. The most flattering hemline for your height 52. Expiration dates for every beauty product 53. How to strike a pose like a fashion blogger 54. How to do winged eyeliner for 4 different types of eyes 55. How to: The twisted braid crown 56. How to keep your strapless bra from falling down 57. How to remove armpit stains 58. Make up brush guide 59. The only 8 bras you’ll ever need 60. Wardrobe decision guide 61. A guide to skirt length and shoe selection 62. A cheat sheet to choosing the right wedding dress 63. 10 commandments of personal style 64. The heel dictionary 65. The essential brush guide 66. Guidelines to shaping eyebrows 67. Twisted headband in 3 easy steps 68. Faux fishtail braid 69. Finding the perfect bra 70. The right hairstyle for every occasion 71. Conceal your dark circles 72. A guide to friendship bracelet charms 73. Fish-tail braid technique 74. How to pair necklines with accessories 75. How to never regret a purchase 76. Eyeliner for beginners 77. 10 Summer Hairstyles - Part 2 78. Wedding dress 101 79. What to wear for the job interview 80. Easy no-sew ways to refashion a T-shirt 81. 10 shoes every power woman should own 82. The history of hair 83. A guide to makeup brushes 84. How to get the perfect flick 85. The ultimate guide to maintaining your beauty 86. The ultimate wardrobe checklist 87. Summer Vacation Packing Checklist 88. 7 ways to do your eyeshadow 89. The ultimate trousers fashion vocabulary 90. DIY Winged Eyeliner 91. Smokey eye look 92. Lingerie for your body type 93. Everything you need to know about hairbrushes 94. Corset silhouette timeline 1900-1919 95. How to organise your closet 96. The ultimate fabric care cheat sheet 97. How to give yourself a 1940s manicure 98. A cheatsheet to zit-busting 99. How to: French braid 100. A visual glossary of boots

01. How to sew a button 02. A visual glossary of dress shoe toe styles and brogueing 03. A man’s guide to beards 04. Decoding dress codes 05. The 5 levels of business attire 06. A cheat sheet to match your suit and shoes perfectly 07. A visual glossary of dress shoes 08. 6 coats that will stand the test of time [2/6]: The trench coat 09. the ultimate glasses fashion vocabulary 10. Fashion Brands Timeline (1850-200) 11. Guide to wedding attire 12. Matching collar styles to ties 13. How to remove armpit stains 14. A visual glossary of tuxedo styles 15. Cheat sheet: Ties and Pockets 16. Helmets of First World War 17. A visual guide to buzz cuts 18. How a shirt should fit 19. How to never regret a purchase 20. A cheat sheet to choosing the right spectacle frame 21. 6 fabric patterns every man should know 22. What to wear for the job interview 23. How to organise your closet 24. The ultimate fabric care cheat sheet 25. How to choose the right ring 26. A cheat sheet to zit-busting 27. How to tie a bow tie 28. How to dress for a business meeting 29. Men’s sweater style hierarchy 30. Popular men’s hairtsyles 31. 9 ways to fold a pocket square 32. How to pick the perfect running shoe 33. A cheat sheet to pairing shirts and ties this spring 34. Men’s guide to cold weather dressing 35. How to tie the Balthus and Eldredge tie knots 36. How to pick the best hairstyle for your face shape 37. Hat styles of ancient Egypt 38. How to roll your shirt sleeves 39. Tie bar guide 40. How to pick out a tie 41. How to button a blazer 42. Dressing for the occasion: Collar-shoe combos 43. Business casual vs. professional - decode the dress code 44. A chronological compendium of watches 45. Know your cigars 46. How to tie a Trinity knot 47. The fit priority guide 48. How to tie a barrel tassel knot 49. How to tie the Murrell and Trinity tie knots 50. A visual glossary of bow tie shapes 51. A guide to beard grooming 52. DIY Pocket square folds: The Square Fold/ Tips Up / The Scallop 53. A visual guide to lacing your dress shoes 54. How to dress for a job interview 55. Ancient Greek hairstyles and headdresses 56. A visual glossary of dress shirt collars 57. Men’s grooming checklist 58. Men’s wardrobe essentials 59. 6 coats that will stand the test of time [6/6] : Parka 60. Necktie anatomy 61. How to perfectly fold a T-shirt 62. How to tie the Bow Tie 63. Men’s Victorian fashion 64. Best beard type for your face shape 65. Anatomy of the dress shoe 66. Bow tie size guide 67. 5 ways to roll your shirts sleeves 68. History of the Necktie 69. The ultimate patch pockets fashion vocabulary 70. Ancient Mesopotamian hats 71. How to fold the multipoint pocket square 72.  A lean wardrobe for men 73. How to wear cufflinks 74. Rolling your dress shirt sleeves 75. How to roll jeans - Men’s Edition 76. A complete guide for necktie care 77. 6 coats that will stand the test of time [5/6]: Duffle Coat 78. How to tie the Kelvin tie knot 79. Matching shoes with pants 80. How slim or wide should your tie be 81. A visual glossary of cufflinks 82. Dress codes decoded - Black Tie 83. How to tie the Full Windsor tie knot 84. Scarf knots for men 85. Dress codes decoded - White Tie 86. Shoe anatomy 87. How to tie the Trinity tie knot 88. 6 coats that will stand the test of time [3/6] - Overcoat 89. How to tie the St. Andrew tie knot 90. How to tie the Four In hand tie knot 91. Modern fir vs. Slim fit suit 92. How to tie the Nicky tie knot 93. Know your face shape 94. How to tie the Hanover tie knot 95. How to tie the Cafe tie knot 96. Bow tie styles: Visual glossary 97. How to tie the Balthus tie knot 98. A step by step guide to the Merovingian tie knot 99. How to tie the Pratt tie knot 100. How to tie the Half Windsor tie knot

+ Sudan is in the middle of a civil war right now

the dark ritual will work. probably.

BEYOND FUCKING PARODY.

me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺

i want to hear in a grocery store

I'm sorry this is one of the funniest tags that's ever been left on one of my posts

it is from the Water episode of Look Around You, a British parody of dry educational videos. I watched it back in college in 2009 or so and it rewired my brain.

Dytto - “Barbie Girl” Dance

LEAVE THESE ANIMALS ALONE!!!