ppl who don’t like mayo irritate me. how the hell are you gonna have a dry ass sandwich?

Without smothering it in eggs, fat, and cholesterol. Or using a different topping, or vegan mayo.

I found the vegan

Mayo is nasty tho

Getting over dumb shit like

Btw guys that spider in the back is part of the Halloween decorations in my house lol I don’t have giant spiders crawling around I promise

I bet the spider typed that. Sounds fake tbh. Looks like we need to plan a rescue mission.

Call off that rescue mission. If the spider typed that last entry… It’s already too late.

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, and Bill Nye should dress up as Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire for Halloween.

Daffy vs Donald works on so many levels.

Ha

This is life 🙈👏🏾😩

Getting bulky isn’t a bad thing. I feel like there are so many super lean people who post pictures of themselves and caption them “Look at me, lifting didn’t make me bulky and manly at all :)”.  All bodies are not the same. Some gals out there are gonna look bulkier than others. And that’s fine. It’s not something that needs to be avoided at all cost, and I hate that it’s often treated like that. Lift those weights, flaunt your strength, and crush a bunch of egos with your boulder shoulders while you’re at it. 

Life goal is to be intimidatingly HY00GE