I am Jon. And other things.

Lesson 1: The use of filters to make yourself look half decent when you're actually rancid and knackered.

I'm meant to have my second date-ish-thing with a very pretty man tomorrow. He sent me a text telling me he'd be wearing a suit as he was coming from a job interview (unf) and that he needs to be dominated (unffffffffffff) but here I am looking like some abomination and breathing like Darth Vader. That's not unf.

"Know what'd be cool? Modding Morrowind to play the Sailor Moon theme as its battle music". I don't deserve to live.

Combination of too much curry and Star Trek TNG. And a headache.

That's all.

I had beer! Taken by leifr.

  A less tumblr+gif bastardised version (49s, higher quality, sound, straight from my phone) is here for your viewing pleasure. It's also over here on xtube.

I was feeling pretty good after the gym, ergo selfie.

I've been away from tumblr for a few days so... Have a photo. I have a triangle of spots above my left eyebrow. Pray for me.

Other insightful and philosophical thoughts are available in my brain.

Me: "How can you not be?"

Me, in my natural state.

I had to rob 5 houses to find that dress.

Have one of my favourite songs, with a video that is just bizarrely entertaining.

*submerges in a vat of acyclovir*.

That's all.