Sardine

Does anyone remember a summer that wasn't Evil

he moved the curse onto the child

everyday i log onto tumblr dot com and post bullshit nothing burger

lets go bullshit

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

so me

its "smart" all over again

its called a peanuts because it Pee when you Nuts 🥰

dude i told my knight no snuggles because i had to sign a treaty and he slammed his visor down in a huff and now he wont talk to me 🤦🤦 oooomgggg bro🤦🤦🤦

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

almost like people aren't assets and deserve to live

loading screen hints will just casually flip between the obscure facts that no one possibly could ever have figured out and the most inane bullshit imaginable. "did you know you can upgrade your wombus at the fizzwhacker store in Gropnurk Fel?" followed immediately by "try not to get set on fire!"

spicy instant noodle took my car keys

and now is speeding whilst saying it's jesus christ