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Everybody says ‘mango’, but nobody ever says ‘mangSTAY’

*sad fruit noises*

#meanwhile in an alternate reality #a glimpse into my brain at 10 pm #mango to hell #mango mangoing mangone #imagine every Van Gogh joke ever made but replace it with ‘mango’

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Juniors and seniors are called “upper class men” because if high school was an aristocracy, they would be the rulers.

#this sounded way better in my head but I’m posting it anyway

Where is the line between soup and cereal? The temperature? But some soup is served cold, and some cereal is served hot… The ingredients? But some soups have milk-based broth, and grains are in both breakfast cereal and noodles in soups…

#soup = cereal ?#this is like the ‘is a hotdog a sandwich?’ debate #for the record hotdogs aren’t sandwiches #I don’t even consider them a food #*disgust*

This morning my sister sent me this:

“Every minute I sit here [on Instagram] and read tumblr posts I am so grateful that you don’t and have never had one”

And I thought to myself, “hm, I should fix that”

#apparently I’m chaotic enough for this site #she’s gonna be furious when she finds out I made an account lmao

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