Sarcastic Shower Responses

One day, rickrolling will come to an end (source)

Personally, I'm never going to give it up.

‘We didn’t start the fire’ needs a sequel. (source)

Infantry has nothing to do with infants (source)

On the contrary, it does. They share a common root in the Latin word īnfāns, meaning inexperienced, foolish, or new. Infantry were considered to be soldiers too inexperienced or foolish to be cavalry.

If you can’t identify a species of bird, it is a UFO

no its still a bird ffs

No, no. The bot is right for once. A UFO by definition is any Unidentified Flying Object. Ergo, if you can't identify the bird, it's a UFO.

You will never be sure about which day you were born. You just have to trust everyone

Yea cuz it’s a really weird thing to lie about

some people just like lying. OP’s right, we’ll probably never know for sure, but it really doesn’t fucking matter

i wasnt even born why should i care

Neither was I, but since OP is assuming everyone is “born” we just roll with it. erasure of non-humans is so common it’s not even worth fighting against.

I love how this implies all shower thoughts blog runners are not actually humans but are some higher level being that was made to shower and think.

No, jst is just a bunch of dumbasses using reddit. Shower responders are never human. I mean, there’s a fucking @just-coconut-thoughts no offense coconut rights. As far as I know there’s never been a human shower responder and I doubt there ever will be.

And then there's me. The octopus.

“egg sandwich with cheese” sounds much more appealing than “grilled cheese with egg” (source)

And “quiche” sounds infinitely more appealing than “egg pie”. Food is all about presentation, and a name is part of that.

Bus shelters do not shelter buses.

You mean a bus stop? The place where busses stop so we can get on?

That’s a shelter for people at a bus stop.

Called a bus shelter

Here in the Netherlands, we have both bus shelters and bus stops! And no people that care about the difference in name because it’s the same fucking word

Where I'm from, we call them bus platforms.

One day a promoted post will fail to disable the comments; all hell will break loose (source)

This is a Reddit joke that is going to confuse the hell out of Tumblr.

Holy cow, I love this! It’s spectacular!

I am Gaud's fursona.

Your mom was a body builder (source)

So was Frankenstein.

DisneyLAnd is in Los Angeles and DisneywORld is in Orlando. (source)

My guy, there's six Disneylands. California, Florida, Paris, Tokyo, Shanghai, and Hong Kong.

Every letter in “rounded” is rounded

And every letter in "letter" is a letter. What's your point?

That is pretty accurate.

Then there’s me in the background, drinking tea and watching the chaos.

I'm glad my fifteen minutes in Paint.net are popular.