Sara

Even doing something as mundane as getting Me a sparkling water from the refrigerator, you must remember to:

Bend at the waist

Be on display

Take pride in pleasing your owner visually

Offer your holes

Patronise her

Girl don’t want to be treated as adults, so it is up to us to treat them like stupid little girls.

Dress her up as a cute yet slutty schoolgirl. 

Talk to her as if she was 10 years old. 

Put her hair in pigtails. 

Remove any decision making from her life.

Make her speak using short words.

Correct everything she does - even if she gets something right.

Make her ask permission to go pee.

Make her pee herself.

Criticise her choice of food.