Oct 12, 2016
Life is made of cycles. Life and death. Planes going up and down. Heroes beating villains. Secretly using your dumb neighbor’s wifi in order to run a tumblr blog. And like all good things, it has come to an end. To be honest, it bores me and its not right to boot.
Have I had good times? Sure. Convincing that one guy to get circumcised was one. Taking on multiple personas in order to milk as much sex chat out of others was another. I am one who wears many masks and, since it would be extremely painful (for you) to take mine off, I will leave you dear readers with the mystery of just who I was, am, and will be.
Seacrest out, thank you
