giant robot enthusiast

last night @phantomstrikes DMed for me, @littledigits, @jvnkcat (and her roomie Gabe whose tumblr i cant find!!), and @bakem0n, running a D&D campaign called Potions 11. we had to run a heist and steal from an evil potions-maker that had the hots for tieflings (IMPORTANT NOTE: i didn’t know this when i made a tiefling for this campaign LOL) my tiefling Arvid is a dumbass. he’s really dumb. he heard we had to “clean this guy out” and he thought it was weird that a bunch of warriors were being hired to clean for someone. (he was corrected) he tried to jiggle the door handle of a room he ASSUMED was locked. it wasn’t and he just walked in on the evil potion seller’s lair. 

potions dude was like, UM, EXCUSE ME, YOU JUST KILLED MY DOGS AND STOLE MY SHIT DIDN’T YOU? I’M GONNA KILL YOU

Arvid, in a panic, announced he was a strippergram (and rolled a 17 on deception). The other tiefling - Gabe’s - pantsed him to add to the legitimacy of his performance. Arvid doesn’t like to wear underwear. They both did a sexy dance.  

we got a surprise round!

Since my D&D sorcerer got some new duds in game I was obligated to finally draw a nice picture of him