dark sarcasm

[at a stop now, the distance between them isn’t vast enough to force them to yell though he seems to do so anyway] Noted! [slowly closing off the distance between them after a moment, he continues] Now go spend time with your sister or else.

Are you sure? Because it seems I’m still walking, Sarah.

Shushing me does not make the facts any less true, Abbadabba. I’m walking away to see my date now. You have fun all alone. [actually makes steps away from her in a dramatic show while waving her goodbye]

This drama queen also has a date with someone’s cute sister.

Then I’ll spend time with her in your place and leave you to wallow in boredom as you would sooner have me do. I’ll likely enjoy her company more than yours anyhow. She’s quite adorable, you know. And nicer. I doubt she’d ever threaten me with hard objects that bruise either.

You’re a lot more than that; it’s simply a role you can fill for the time being should you so choose.

Mmmmmm no.

Well I’m on suspension, so I’ll likely be here until that lifts since performing is sort of out of the question for the time being. Now, while I apologize for not informing you sooner of my disappearance, I wouldn’t object to the company. I’ll need someone to keep me entertained when all these little ones are tucked away, after all.

...Am I entertainment now?