The Fabulous Life of Sara Barron

FINALLY. #nofilter

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Don't say I haven't provided you with any useful tips. 

I spent years dreaming up my ideal sponge bath scenario: I am on a sun-lounger beside the water in the southern coast of France. Jean-Paul, my manservant, brings me one-half of a glass of champagne and a tub of guacamole. He feeds me the guacamole out of his hand than rinses his hand in the sea. 

This might be controversial is an effective disclaimer for comments like this:

This might be controversial is an effective disclaimer for comments like this:

This might be controversial is an effective disclaimer for comments like this: 

Evolution? Really? Because the cover photo makes me feel like it’s 1985.

Oh LA: You complex beast.

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See you tonight, Chicago!

There is a tradition in my family of discounting positive predictions, instincts, and feelings whilst clinging to their negative equivalents.