[exciting jazz music]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

big dick super mario

big dick super mario

The Lone Gunmen sleep in a version of the grandparents bed from Willy Wonka

I think it's incredibly important that, since I could never decide who "my blorbo" was, anytime I see a post that says something about "your blorbo" I always imagine Pliny the Elder

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?