Real Madrid C.F.

I’m really bad at texting unless I’m in love with you

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

Nope I can’t

are you Jay Halstead af? (insp)

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why is dan humphrey so pretentious and annoying and a life ruiner and one of the most annoying tv characters of all time i hate him and his self-pitying self oh boo hoo you are an upper middle class white guy going to a private school and then going to NYU and then living with your dad's girlfriend in the upper east side that really sucks it must really suck being an "outsider" even though you hang out with the in crowd all the time dan humphrey's life really sucks obviously even though his writing career took off quickly and he never really encountered any obstacles in his life and created them for other people instead