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Author of Santa's Fables and Poet

@santasfables

https://www.amazon.com/dp/9334090324

39 posts

Nov 30, 2024

Santa's Fables- Book available at https://www.amazon.com/dp/9334090324

#book #books #children book #santa claus #fantasy books #comic books #books and reading #book club #book recommendations #book review #book release #children books #kids books #book lovers #booklr #currently reading #booklover #kids lit #children literature #book community #christmas

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Jul 26, 2025

Kids say the funniest things. These sound ridiculous now, but let’s be honest — we probably asked stuff like this too when we were 5. Instant nostalgia.

“If I eat a seed and stand in the sun, will a tree grow out of my butt?” 🌳 Kid was 4. Science, nature, fear… all wrapped into one high-stakes question.

“If the moon is following us, does that mean it’s in love with us?” 🌝 Romantic. Poetic. A little needy. I said yes, and now we wave to it every night.

“If I scream into the fridge and close it really fast, will the cold keep my scream fresh?” 🧊 Honestly? This is modern art.

“When I grow up, can I be a table?” 🪑 Identity is fluid. We support them.

“How do fish know they're wet?” 🐟 Existential dread at 6 years old. It only gets worse from here, little buddy.

“If I drink enough milk, will I turn into a cow?” 🐄 Not yet, but the effort is commendable.

“Do ghosts wear socks?” 👻 Haunting, but make it cozy.

“Why do grown-ups drink sadness juice?” 🍷 Not in front of the juice box, honey.

“Can I marry a donut?” 🍩 I mean, legally no… but emotionally? Yes. Absolutely yes.

“If I whisper to the floor, does the earth hear me?” 🌍 Honestly? This kid's gonna write poetry that wrecks lives one day.

💬 Tag your favorite kid quote. Reblog and add yours. Let’s make a masterlist of the most chaotic toddler brainwaves ever.

#nostalgia #childhood #childhood memories #childhood nostalgia #kids #children #parenting #parenthood #parenting tips #parents #dadlife #momlife #funny #lol #nostaligiacore #relatable #humor #humour #family #motherhood #fatherhood #quotes #quoteoftheday

Jul 3, 2025

Every parent knows this face.

Parenting is both. Joy and chaos. Laughs and meltdowns. All in one moment.

#parenting #parents #parenting tips #kids #children #family #momlife #motherhood #parenthood #dadlife #fatherhood #funny #meme #lol #memes #tumblrparents

Jul 3, 2025

The Bedtime Delay Olympics

You say it’s bedtime. The child has one mission: Don’t go to bed. Their next move?

🚽 “But I need to pee… again… for the 4th time…”

🧸 Desperately needs to find a very specific stuffed animal RIGHT NOW

📚 Asks you to read just one more book. The book is 78 pages long.

😳 Asks you “What happens when we die?” and stares at you until 10:47pm

🧃 Suddenly remembers they’re “starving” and need 3 snacks immediately

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

Plot twist: every option happens. Consecutively. You were young once, now you’re just tired.

#relatable #funny #parenting #momlife #dadlife #kids #lol #funny memes #meme #memes #parenthood #motherhood #children #with mama #nostalgia #nostalgic #asthetic

Jul 3, 2025

The Bedtime Delay Olympics

You say it’s bedtime. The child has one mission: Don’t go to bed. Their next move?

🚽 “But I need to pee… again… for the 4th time…”

🧸 Desperately needs to find a very specific stuffed animal RIGHT NOW

📚 Asks you to read just one more book. The book is 78 pages long.

😳 Asks you “What happens when we die?” and stares at you until 10:47pm

🧃 Suddenly remembers they’re “starving” and need 3 snacks immediately

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

Plot twist: every option happens. Consecutively. You were young once, now you’re just tired.

#parenting #toddlers #funny #relatable #meme #lol #humor #comedy #parent life #tumblrfunny #kids #children #momlife #dadlife #parenthood #motherhood #with mama #fatherhood #family #poll #polls #tumblr polls #humour #parents of tumblr #parents #mother

SweetDream.ai • Live Cam

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

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Jun 30, 2025

The Bedtime Delay Olympics

You say it’s bedtime. The child has one mission: Don’t go to bed. Their next move?

🚽 “But I need to pee… again… for the 4th time…”

🧸 Desperately needs to find a very specific stuffed animal RIGHT NOW

📚 Asks you to read just one more book. The book is 78 pages long.

😳 Asks you “What happens when we die?” and stares at you until 10:47pm

🧃 Suddenly remembers they’re “starving” and need 3 snacks immediately

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

Plot twist: every option happens. Consecutively. You were young once, now you’re just tired.

#relatable #funny #parenting #momlife #dadlife #kids #lol #funny memes #meme #memes #parenthood #motherhood

Jun 30, 2025

The Bedtime Delay Olympics

You say it’s bedtime. The child has one mission: Don’t go to bed. Their next move?

🚽 “But I need to pee… again… for the 4th time…”

🧸 Desperately needs to find a very specific stuffed animal RIGHT NOW

📚 Asks you to read just one more book. The book is 78 pages long.

😳 Asks you “What happens when we die?” and stares at you until 10:47pm

🧃 Suddenly remembers they’re “starving” and need 3 snacks immediately

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

Plot twist: every option happens. Consecutively. You were young once, now you’re just tired.

#parenting #funny #relatable #momlife #dadlife #kids #children

Jun 30, 2025

The Bedtime Delay Olympics

You say it’s bedtime. The child has one mission: Don’t go to bed. Their next move?

🚽 “But I need to pee… again… for the 4th time…”

🧸 Desperately needs to find a very specific stuffed animal RIGHT NOW

📚 Asks you to read just one more book. The book is 78 pages long.

😳 Asks you “What happens when we die?” and stares at you until 10:47pm

🧃 Suddenly remembers they’re “starving” and need 3 snacks immediately

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

Plot twist: every option happens. Consecutively. You were young once, now you’re just tired.

#parenting #funny #relatable

Jun 30, 2025

The Bedtime Delay Olympics

You say it’s bedtime. The child has one mission: Don’t go to bed. Their next move?

🚽 “But I need to pee… again… for the 4th time…”

🧸 Desperately needs to find a very specific stuffed animal RIGHT NOW

📚 Asks you to read just one more book. The book is 78 pages long.

😳 Asks you “What happens when we die?” and stares at you until 10:47pm

🧃 Suddenly remembers they’re “starving” and need 3 snacks immediately

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

Plot twist: every option happens. Consecutively. You were young once, now you’re just tired.

#parenting #toddlers #funny #relatable #meme #lol #humor #comedy #parent life #tumblrfunny #kids #children #momlife #dadlife #parenthood #motherhood #with mama #fatherhood #family #poll #polls #tumblr polls #humour #parents of tumblr #parents #mother

Jun 30, 2025

The Bedtime Delay Olympics

You say it’s bedtime. The child has one mission: Don’t go to bed. Their next move?

🚽 “But I need to pee… again… for the 4th time…”

🧸 Desperately needs to find a very specific stuffed animal RIGHT NOW

📚 Asks you to read just one more book. The book is 78 pages long.

😳 Asks you “What happens when we die?” and stares at you until 10:47pm

🧃 Suddenly remembers they’re “starving” and need 3 snacks immediately

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

If you've ever put a kid to bed,you've seen at least 3 of these in one night!

#parenting #momlife #dadlife #kids #children #funny #lol #humour #humor #parents #parenthood #parents of tumblr #with mama #fatherhood #motherhood #family #poll #parentingtips #polls #tumblr polls

SweetDream.ai • Live Cam

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Jun 29, 2025

The Bedtime Delay Olympics

You say it’s bedtime. The child has one mission: Don’t go to bed. Their next move?

🚽 “But I need to pee… again… for the 4th time…”

🧸 Desperately needs to find a very specific stuffed animal RIGHT NOW

📚 Asks you to read just one more book. The book is 78 pages long.

😳 Asks you “What happens when we die?” and stares at you until 10:47pm

🧃 Suddenly remembers they’re “starving” and need 3 snacks immediately

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

If you've ever put a kid to bed,you've seen at least 3 of these in one night!

#parenting #momlife #dadlife #kids #children #funny #lol #humour #humor #parents #parenthood #parents of tumblr #with mama #fatherhood #motherhood #family #poll #parentingtips #polls #tumblr polls

Jun 29, 2025

Every parent knows this face.

Parenting is both. Joy and chaos. Laughs and meltdowns. All in one moment.

Agree

Don't Agree

Voting ended onJul 5, 2025

#parenting #parenting tips #kids #children #parents #momlife #dadlife #funny #lol #memes #meme #motherhood #parenthood #parents of tumblr #family #tumblrparents #with mama

Jun 29, 2025

The Bedtime Delay Olympics

You say it’s bedtime. The child has one mission: Don’t go to bed. Their next move?

🚽 “But I need to pee… again… for the 4th time…”

🧸 Desperately needs to find a very specific stuffed animal RIGHT NOW

📚 Asks you to read just one more book. The book is 78 pages long.

😳 Asks you “What happens when we die?” and stares at you until 10:47pm

🧃 Suddenly remembers they’re “starving” and need 3 snacks immediately

Voting ended onJul 6, 2025

#parenting #parentingtips #funny #with mama #momlife #dadlife #parents #parenthood #parents of tumblr #fatherhood #motherhood #lol #humor #humour #family #poll #polls #tumblr polls

Jun 29, 2025

Every parent knows this face.

Parenting is both. Joy and chaos. Laughs and meltdowns. All in one moment.

Agree

Don't Agree

Voting ended onJul 5, 2025

#parenting #parenting tips #kids #children #parents #family #momlife #dadlife #funny #lol #memes #meme #motherhood #parenthood #parents of tumblr #tumblrparents

Jun 29, 2025

Every parent knows this face.

Parenting is both. Joy and chaos. Laughs and meltdowns. All in one moment.

Agree

Don't Agree

Voting ended onJul 5, 2025

SweetDream.ai • Live Cam

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Jun 29, 2025

“Nobody believes a liar, even when he tells the truth.” — The Boy Who Cried Wolf, from Santa’s Fables

📖 This timeless fable comes alive in Santa’s Fables, a magical collection of classic Aesop & Panchatantra stories for children.

🎅✨ Perfect for parents, teachers, and children 📚 Teach truth, trust, and character — one bedtime story at a time.

💬 What story taught you a life lesson as a child? Reblog to share the truth 🐺🔔

#BoyWhoCriedWolf #AesopsFables #ChildrensBooks #KidsLit #StorytimeMagic #PictureBooks #Honesty #Fables #BedtimeStories #Europe #USA #MoralTales #parents #parenthood #parentingtips #children book #books #book quotes #books and reading #mother #momlife #dadlife #parents of tumblr

Jun 29, 2025

Every parent knows this face.

Parenting is both. Joy and chaos. Laughs and meltdowns. All in one moment.

Agree

Don't Agree

Voting ended onJul 5, 2025

#parenting #parenting tips #kids #children #parents #momlife #dadlife #funny #lol #memes #meme #motherhood #parenthood #parents of tumblr #family #tumblrparents

Author of Santa's Fables and Poet @santasfables - Tumblr Blog | Tumlook