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@mcsyndrome

✱ alright, alright ... i gotta joke for ya.

[ Oh dear. Sans no. ]

✱ how do you kill a purple elephant?

[ This is ... going to be a very bad line of jokes. Good luck, Emilia. ]

#[ VERSE 1 ] ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ #mcsyndrome #((#lack of ideas #equals throwing jokes out #oRIGINALLY IT WAS GONNA BE A DEAD BABY JOKE #whi ch was why i asked lmao;;;#))

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@pxcifrisktic

✱ oh dear. looks like ol’ sans’ legs have stopped functioning.

[ What he means by this is ... well, that Sans is now settled close-to face-first on the ground in Toriel’s living room. And he was not getting up. Lifting a hand comically up to the ceiling, he uses that other to awkwardly clutch near his rib-cage. ]

✱ i can see the light. ✱ it’s right there.

[ He’s just being lazy. And silly. ]

✱ i can’t help tor wash the dishes-- you gotta do it for me kiddo.

[ And there’s your real reason. ]

#pxcifrisktic #[ VERSE 1 ] ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ #((#he 's #i #help #he's being silly #just imagine like toriel asking for help with dishes and sans casually #falling onto the floor #then doing this #my muse is kind of ridiculous #))

@falsepacifist

✱ no cuttin’ school, squirt. just cuz yer smart don’t mean you shouldn’t work t’ learn more, ya’know?

[ Sans was always looking to learn more and understand the world around him. Always had been. Just part of being a scientist. The wanting to learn, the willingness to push himself to figure out all of these things he had no idea about. ]

✱ it’s kin’a boring to not wanna learn anything more, don’t’cha think?

#falsepacifist #[ VERSE 1 ] ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ #((#lMAO #sorry squirt #scientist dads means you get thrown back into school #whether u like it or not #))

majikokoko

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majikokoko:

あ〜〜〜サンズ〜〜〜フリスク〜〜〜サンフリ〜〜〜〜

#[ PICTURES! ] something to look back on #[ SANS ] the lazy lazy skeleton #[ FRISK ] quite the good kid #[ FLURRY ] somebody to care about

time for the random appearance by Madmun!

Starter Call!

#[ STARTER CALL ] ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ #(#like this post for a starter #mutuals only please #IM/Ask if you'd like plot #)

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“the rotation of earth really makes my day.” (Bleu)

dad jokes { sentence starters } // accepting

✱ heh!

[ It’s a snort of amusement, a hand covering over Squish’s mouth despite the magic there anyway. The grin is still there as he lowers his hand. ]

✱ ya’stole my joke! guess you’ll just have t’be the star of th’ day.

@citybornskels

#citybornskels #[ ANSWERED ] ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛʀɪɢᴜᴇᴅ

rpmusings-galore

‘Cause you know the truth hurts…

but secrets KILL

#[ MUSING ] ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴅ

Takes Squish Dad's hand and squeezes it playfully, humming in tender greeting. Visible eye bright and --- dare we say --- adoring, she mumbles, " happy father's day! wanna go planet place an' see the stars t'gether? "

@falsepacifist

[ Sans does not expect his hand to be grabbed. ]

[ It shakes him. The playful humming and squeezing however quickly eases the tension in Sans’ shoulders and his smile twists upward, much more relaxed and calm. The little Flurry-Frisk was adorable, and he had no idea why he had been frightened. Of course it would be her. No one else would grab his hand like that. ]

✱ heh! sure thing.

[ There would never be a time that Sans would deny his hobby –and one he had found out Flurry herself also enjoys– so he cocks his head. A small flicked gesture of his thumb in the direction. ]

✱ … happy father’s day, huh? that a thing you humans celebrate?

[ An unfamiliar feeling rushes through Sans’ bones. Like he’s forgetting someone. ]

✱ thanks … it means a lot to me.

[ Shifting, Sans moves to pull his hand away and instead scoop Flurry up. Still just small enough, Sans knows this won’t last forever. He sets the small child on his shoulders. ]

[ And away he walks, whistling a cheery tune. ]

#falsepacifist #[ ANSWERED ] ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛʀɪɢᴜᴇᴅ #(#oH LOOK WHO'S LATE #kljsdkjfkljsdKJDSF #I'm s o rry q vq #this is super cute tho;;; so i wanted #to reply #)

rpmemes-galore

Dad Jokes {Sentence Starters}

“Hi, hungry. I’m dad.”

“Don’t buy velcro. It’s a total rip-off.”

“The rotation of earth really makes my day.”

“What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.”

“The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.”

“What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fshhh.”

“Make you a sandwich? Poof! You’re a sandwich!”

“5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.”

“How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.”

“What time did the man go to the dentist? —- Tooth hurt-y.”

“Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”

“What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.”

“I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!”

“Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”

“Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?  Because he was a little horse!”

“I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.”

“Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.”

#[ MEMES ] ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ #(#w ell #since i've been gone for so long #//awkward waves #have dad jokes #)

ash-dre

✎ ( whispers if u want )

Send ✎ and I’ll draw our muses together.

( Everybody wants a good Squish??? )

#ddddre #[ SAVE! ]#(#fRIGGIN ITS GREAT #q vq i love #)

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❝ ORDERLY AND THOROUGH——— ❞ Excuse Papyrus while he laughs his coccyx off.

✱ aw c’mon, bro …

[ Though he will admit that felt … more than a bit off. ]

#outbraves #[ ANSWERED ] ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛʀɪɢᴜᴇᴅ #(#AND YOU KNOW THE REASON I'M LAUGHING NOW #the only thing he's organized with #is his journal #aND EVEN THEN #IM CONFUSED HOW #)

take this test for your muse and post your results. tag as many as you’d like ! REPOST, DON’T REBLOG.

TAGGED BY: N/A TAGGING: just dO IT

WARMTH || 46% - cold, selfish INTELLECT || 74% - cerebral, analytical EMOTIONAL STABILITY || 74% - level headed, calm AGGRESSIVENESS || 34% - irritable, moody LIVELINESS || 30% - somber, restrained DUTIFULNESS || 42% - untraditional, rebellious SOCIAL ASSERTIVENESS || 54% - uninhibited, bold SENSITIVITY || 42% - coarse, tough PARANOIA || 66% - wary, suspicious ABSTRACTNESS || 58% - strange, imaginative INTROVERSION || 82% - private, quiet ANXIETY || 66% - fearful, self-doubting OPEN-MINDEDNESS || 58% - curious, exploratory INDEPENDENCE || 78% - loner, craves solitude PERFECTIONISM || 62% - orderly, thorough TENSION || 26% - relaxed, cool

#[ TAGGED ] ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ #[ HEADCANON ] ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ. ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ.#(#I AM AMUSED #at some of these thing s XD #)

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✱ why?

✱ why me?

✱ what did i do wrong?

✱ how did i make you …

✱ why can’t i help?

✱ why do i just keep making it worse?

✱ why can’t i hate you?

✱ why do i still care about you?

✱ did you enjoy it?

✱ did it make you feel powerful?

✱ do you ever miss what we were?

✱ do you ever miss me?

✱ do you regret what you did?

✱ do you ever regret what you do?

✱ why did you do what you did to me?

✱ what did you gain?

✱ where did you go?

✱ what happened?

✱ when did you begin to hate me?

✱ do you hate me?

✱ why couldn’t i understand you anymore?

✱ why did you threaten me?

✱ did you plan on doing this to me from the start?

✱ am i just a plaything?

✱ just . . . why …

@goingtobereset

#goingtobereset #[ TW ] abuse mention #[ VERSE 1 ] ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ #[ ANSWERED ] ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛʀɪɢᴜᴇᴅ

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✱ those ‘re some pretty cool teeth. how’d you get ‘em?

✱ who’s this other ‘sans’ you mistook me for? what was he like?

✱ can i teeth you? heh. get it? teeth, tease–

@sinevotum

#sinevotum #[ ANSWERED ] ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛʀɪɢᴜᴇᴅ #(#booPS #not a lotta questions but #XD #)

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✱ why do you like hangin’ around me ‘m not that interesting …

✱ why are there days i see you beat up and you try to dismiss it?

✱ do you trust me?

✱ did somethin’ happen?

✱ did i do somethin’ wrong?

✱ are you in trouble?

✱ could i help?

@stripedshirt

#stripedshirt #[ ANSWERED ] ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇ ɪɴᴛʀɪɢᴜᴇᴅ #(#lays down #)

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