joey

not only did i kept perusing on knowing the dangers but i also went on to fell in love with said book. i mean look: roma, juliette, marshall, benedikt, celia, alisa, rosalind. the emotions and the feels this dagger has infused into me and proceeded to pull out by the end.

u bet im listening to all too well 10 min ver on repeat as i sob and continue to our violent ends and sob again and honestly rip future me.

am i emotionless or do i have trouble processing sadness and instead repress those emotions?

in short, ms chloe gong cooed at my heart, cajoled me to give it to her, wrenched it flat, and gave it back to me with a very nice smile.

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finished binging the show and i'm going to curate a list of my fav scenes and some others that struck to me:

MILO, THE GOAT. the fact that he's there for emotional support is *chef's kiss.* from now on i NEED a goat named MILO for MY emotional support.

EPISODE 7 KAZ AND INEJ SCENE (didn't cry, not much of a cryer, but i needed to take a breath) and KAZ CALLING THEM “MY CROWS” (me: dying)

Kaz saying “I need you” to Inej. mother of saints his love is vibrating through the screen and i'm not complaining because MY love for Inej is also vibrating back to the screen.

the fact that ep 5, if i'm not wrong has like 3 KISSES (two of them darklina ofc y'all being fed)

the darkling/general kirigan coming back to kiss Alina again?! it's cute not gonna lie (but he's a manipulator and a literal murderer so kinda hard to see it as cute)

JESPER. he's such a joy in the show. (IMAGINE WYLAN VAN SUNSHINE AND NIKOLAI LANTSOV I'M GONNA CRY AT SEASON TWO PLEASE THERE BE A SEASON TWO)

this show might have persuaded me to be a malina shipper (before i was meh on both ships)

HELNIK. THIS SHOW MADE ME LOVE HELNIK EVEN MORE. PLEASE I NEED TO SEE THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS OF NINA AND MATTHIAS AGAIN BUT 🚨CROOKED KINGDOM SPOILERS🚨 WE ALL KNOW HOW IT'LL END

I LOVE EVERY FREAKING MINUTE OF HELNIK. THEY'RE JUST OH MY GOSH. I LOVE WHEN THEY ATE WAFFLES.

FEDYOR. liked him at first until he disrupted NINA AND MATTHIAS EATING WAFFLES (an absolute disgrace).

to netflix, i need a season two to see HELNIK, my Crows (all of them), the very handsome and very talented dancer NIKOLAI LANTSOV.

how am i gonna wiat for season two.

this is gonna be absolute torcher.

ok i'm gonna give some alina & mal & darkling scenes.

the servant saying something “start with her Shu eyes” BOY IT HIT WAY CLOSE TO HOME along with the first army in Kribirsk.

never knew i needed somebody like Alina (Jessie Mei Li) to be on the TV who looked like me, but oh what a glorious feeling to not see another fully white protagonist who saves the world (not that there's anything wrong with that, just that there's a lot of it).

mal is WAYYYYYYY better in the show imo

still don't like the darkling. handsome? yes. manipulator and might kill you in the snap of his fingers? also yes. possesive? yes. “a man of his word”? certainly not.

OH AND DAVID LOOKING AT GENYA AT THE WINTER FETE. I AM MELTING.

KAZ HOLDING A GOAT.

LEIGH HUGGING ALINA.

also kaz LITERALLY defeating the darkling and just poofing out (sorry crow cane)

mikhael and dubrov are the best friends i need in real life

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