do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

Girl go be evil, who cares just do it

If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

I'm the type of girl that loves an ibuprofen

aint no sleep for the silly

so glad that media is finally coming to the (belated) realization that what women really want is to wear fun outfits and go on killing sprees

ken dolls exist bc Barbie needs henchmen. those are her goons

It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

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One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical