Incorrect Being Ian

Grace: Have you ever considered therapy for your repressed anger issues? I imagine it would help.

Ian: *Kicks open a door* PUPPETS!

Kyle: How To Train Your Dragon sucks.

Ian: On Halloween, we dress like skeletons, but in reality, the skeletons dress like us.

Tyrone: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Sandra. Or Ian, for that matter.

Korey: I failed my safety training course today.

Ian: Everyone, look alive. Sandi, good enough. Tyrone, it’s been a pleasure fighting with you. Some of us won’t make it, but there is a place where we will all see each other again, and that place is Denny’s.

Kyle: Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, wake me in five minutes so I can flip them over.

Ian: What’s the plan?

Ian: I'm glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life.

Sandi: This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

Tyrone: I've always thought of you, and I mean it in the best possible way, as a stone-cold killer bitch.

Sandi: You've never read the paper?

Ian: Don't worry guys, I'll tell your story!