sanders sides IQs

if thomas somehow takes requests from this acc please thomas i need to see virgil get tickled it’d be so cute ong

*passing by a store that says “sale sale”* Patton: LOOK! SASA LELE! Logan: what are you talking about, it’s sale sa— Virgil: no, don’t… don’t ruin this for him.

Remus: i like your pants! Logan: thanks, they were 50% off. Remus, chuckling: i’d like if they were 100% off. Logan: ..the store can’t just give away free stuff, Remus. Remus: that’s… that’s not what I— Logan: that’s a terrible way to run a business, Remus.

Logan: Roman, i’m going to need you to swear— Roman: FUCK !! Logan: Logan: swear as in promise…

Patton: we’re having a child! Virgil: *confused* okay… good for you… Logan, slamming down a document: it’s you. sign here.

Virgil: i’m not ticklish. Roman: then why did you jump when i poked you? Virgil: you startled me. Roman: you giggle when you’re startled? Virgil: I HAVE A COMPLEX FIGHT OR FLIGHT INSTINCT.

Roman: do you have any skeletons in your closet? Virgil: literally or figuratively? Roman: i have to specify?!

Remus: i poisoned one of our glasses… but i forgot which one! Virgil: with the way this dinner has been going, i hope it’s mine.

Virgil: hold on, i can explain! Logan: can you? Virgil: yes, once i have a moment to think of a convincing lie! **bonus** Janus: you called? Virgil: *scream*

Janus: don’t worry, i’ve got a few knives up my sleeve. Logan: i think you meant cards. Virgil: he did not. Janus: *pulling out knives from his sleeve* i did not.

*either on call or text* Roman: hey Virgil: hey? Roman: i can’t sleep :/ Virgil: i can. goodnight.

Patton, reading a recipe: beat three eggs? Janus: it means in hand to hand combat. Patton: ohhh… Logan: both of you get out of this kitchen.