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However! You can absolutely request drabbles or one shots with other ships and different assignments!

None of these characters will do anything nonconsensual, I know that's a popular theme in omegaverse aus. Rest assured, the most extreme thing one character will do to another here is fight them over a misunderstanding.

And he likes to bite. All the time. He will bite anything and anyone if given the opportunity

Logan tries very hard to deter this

It does not work

He will make the mistake, however, of giving Virgil a little nip in passing one day.

Virgil also likes to bite. But he also likes biting back

It becomes a back and forth thing where the two will go out of their way to bite each other harder than the other just did until one of them taps out and the other claims victory

Logan and Roman are just happy to be bite free for a little while

Logan: "Patton I don't know how you even function on a day to day basis."

Janus: "You should see him first thing in the morning straight after his shower"

Patton: ";n; Leave me alone I can't help that my toothbrush and your mascara wand look the same"

This man is so blind. His lenses are so thick. Cassie has a cat, right? Nice, good, kinda snooty kittycat named Miss Sprinkles Montgomery the third. Missie or Sprink for short. Well sometimes, she manages to escape from their screened in patio. And Patton will open the door for her to let her back in while calling her a naughty lil thing. One day, he lost his glasses. And imagine Janus' surprise when he comes home and discovers a opossum in their home, with bows in its fur, being pet by his normally easily spooked husband.

"... dear? I wasn't aware we had a guest." "What do you mean?" ".... Patton, where are your glasses?" Because the last thing Janus wants is for his husband to freak out, and to in turn scare this wild animal.

He does, eventually, manage to get the opossum outside. And find his glasses. Patton is so embarrassed, but then-"Cassie! You let me bring in a opossum? Why didn'tyoutellme??" Because this little miss had been there the entire time, oh so chipper and all. "Because he's so cute! And he's got lil hands! And-and he eats ticks!!" "...." and then Janus "Well, she's not wrong."

Mr. "Lost his glasses and accidentally confused one of the others for Janus and when he started heavily flirting with them they just short circuited until Janus came along to collect him all 'I think that was meant for me, thank you'"

Tried contacts a few times, Janus legit did not recognize him for a good few seconds.

Def a shock as they were only expecting the one, the other didn't show on any scans. But uh-ye! Six kids is plenty.

No more kids

Oh gosh I gotta do math now, lemme just-

V and Ro's kids were at least a year old by the time Logan and Remus had their twins. And then two ish years later, Cassie was born. And then like, three years after that, V and Ro had their own twins

So it's-

Elsa, Phillip, Flynn, Eric(6). Followed by Anna and Archimedes(5). Then Cassie(3-and she'll tell you "and a half!"). And then Belle and Aurora(bbies)

Remus is just Vibes and sometimes he brings donuts. Especially around testing season.

Now, the faculty fear him because whenever Logan is invited out with the rest of the teachers, Remus comes with. Remus already looks like Trouble. No one expected Logan's husband to look like This.

Also one of them actually went to school with him and they witnessed him bite someone's ear off so-

They color coordinated them tbh. Put them in specific colors. This did not stop them from trying to pretend to be one of their siblings lol

They like to joke about it with them now, just "Which one are you?" "I'm your favorite!" "..... there is no right answer to this."

Those poor teachers. Rip whoever has the quads in the same class.

Speaking of teachers-Remus will swing by Logan's class regularly to drop off his lunch or anything he forgot. The students love him. Faculty fear him. He looks like a delinquent but he's just dropping off his husband's lunch. No biggie.

Logan struggled to get the twins to sleep, and struggled with them in general. He had to raise his siblings and he's read all the books, so taking care of his own should be easy! Wrong

Surprisingly, Remus was a natural. Logan was relieved-but also a little upset at the start. Over time he got the hang of it.

Logan is the primary breadwinner(and he's a teacher so, he doesn't make much, rip), with Remus making sculptures and ceramics to sell. Remus is with the twins more. He's the house husband.

Remus is working on a sculpture for their anniversary

Remus has definitely asked Logan if they could cover themselves in paint and go for it on a canvas

It would be a v confusing and frustrating time because he Wants to fuck. But also everything is too sensitive and he Will cry and not in the sexy overstimulated way. And at the same time he has all these new instincts kicking in all at once.

You know, I've never actually thought about it. But I'm sure with the advancement of technology and medicine it would be possible.

I've seen fics where there are companies that make pheromones to be used to mask the user. So it's def not a long shot.

So-ye!

It'd probably take a lot of work and fiddling around to find out what works. But also this is fiction so, if someone who presented alpha felt as though that didn't fit, they could definitely see about hormone/pheromone therapy and such.

I feel as though there would be some stigma attached to it, but fck that noise. Do what makes you feel more like You, besties. Who cares what ur super traditional parents who tried to push the super old and harmful Alpha/Omega/Beta stereotypes onto u think

Ah

My eyes are currently buggin but I will describe them to you, lol

Alpha and Omega couple who are like? They're v open and positive vibes. Alpha pops is a mechanic. Omega dad spends most of his time in the garden. Dad will use anything as a planter, Pops has had to physically drag him away from so many yardsales. Dad is so chill but when Virgil was younger he was a worried mess. This was their surprise miracle baby and if anything happened to him he would fight, and cry.

Pops is a lovable guy who just looks really rough. He looks older than he is because he went gray in his twenties and he teases Virgil with the possibility of the same happening to him(it actually is happening he just keeps dying it, but the second Roman makes a comment about finding a character with gray hair attractive he's like "oh? Bet"). Virgil def got his style from him, mostly.

Cottage core met?? Kinda punk