White Dragon Slayer. '

                                                                              Written by Alex. 

          “Neither do I. usually Juvia is there to distract me from his stupid. Blow me for someone so bright yer awful dim.”

“Glad he barely comes around --- and yeah. Really? Is that the best you got? Man wanna see how Dim I can really be? No -- then shut your metal mouth up.” 

      ❛    ━━ … only if you promise not to leave again.  ❜

       " I promise on my grave I won’t leave again.” 

          “Knowing that idiot it probably was. He’d talk about anything without a thought. As if yer one to talk looking like a Moulin Rouge defect. Some say light is blond, must be stupid too.”

‘That is true. I don’t know how you put up with him.. Beside fuck you -- you don’t know what I say or whatever your ears are to dark it’s almost like black holes.” 

      ❛    ━━  … bro are u proposing ?  ❜

         “Maybe. Maybe not. What’s your answer though. Because I bet it’s a no.”  

“Remember that even as guild master, I’m still stronger than you, Sting. Also, I have had sex before. You think a guy like me hasn’t gotten laid before?” Granted it was only once, but hey it counted. 

“Yeah right. Beside that, funny thing I don’t see anyone wanting to touch you-- then again, Whatever. Let’s NOT tell the Kids anything about that. Okay?” 

            “Well someone had to . And excuse me you half baked boy band wannabe you’ve no room to speak. Wear clothes and then you can have an opinion.”

             “Maybe it was Natsu, I sure as hell didn’t; beside that you are something that came out of a sewers, maybe you need to go look in a mirror once in a while and then YOU can talk. Don’t tell me I can’t give my opinion, because fuck that you metal freak.” 

therefore, I am more qualified to teach someone about bird and bees and how not to mix the two and make evil bird/bee hybrids

                          beside.. I have this feeling you never have had sex before.                                 so please STOP.” 

      ❛    ━━ You wished.  ❜

    “ I guess my dream’s would only work for that-- for now.” 

          “Yeah the freak here is me. Who are you kidding with that outfit? Who’s the idiot would told Wendy huh? I sure as hell didn’t! Not after last time.”

         “ Don’t blame me! I never told Wendy anything --- It was someone else, and beside that you look like a fucking pineapple on some kind of drug. Leave my clothes alone.” 

          “Sting you lying twat! This is yer fault!”

“You’re the freak who called me a HOOKER first!                  YOU STARTED IT!” 

YOUR FACE. 

“ I’ve done NOTHING wrong --- It was iron face over there who started it.”