the human torch

@samtasticfour

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME! sam evans. twenty-six. seattle. so, i'm the dude behind the wees and just put out firsts with oni press. any other projects are TOP SECRET STUFF right now, but you should totally be excited. i live with my awesome boyfriend and our two dogs in the best little red townhouse on the block. there's nobody in the galaxy luckier than me. fact.

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TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: I LOVE your face SO much is more like it!!!!!

SAM: then I guess it's a good thing I LOVE YOU.

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TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: I WAS IN A HURRY AND YOU WERE SO CUTE SLEEPING!!!!! DIDN'T YOU SEE MY INSTAGRAM OF YOU????

SAM: 🙈

SAM: oh my gosh

SAM: you like my face too much

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: AND WHAT, PRAY TELL, ARE THESE OTHER THINGS?

SAM: HOW YOU DID THE UNTHINKABLE AND SHOWERED WITHOUT ME THIS MORNING!!!!

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT STARTED TALKING ABOUT FOOD.

SAM: FINE.

SAM: I CAN TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: PICKING MULTIPLE FLAVORS FOR MULTIPLE LAYERS WAS THE ONLY APPROPRIATE WAY TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM!

SAM: YOU'RE A GENIUS FOR FIGURING THAT OUT

SAM: AND NOW I AM SUPER HUNGRY

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TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: HAS ANYTHING I'VE EVER DONE NOT INVOLVED DESSERT?

SAM: AT LEAST WE SETTLED THE GREAT CAKE DEBATE A LONG TIME AGO OR WEDDING PLANNING COULDA BEEN CRAZY.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: I'VE GOT DINNER COVERED, REST EASY.

SAM: DOES THIS INCLUDE DESSERT?!

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: I LOVE THE PLAN! THE BEST PLAN EVER!!!!

SAM: I DO NOT HAVE PLANS FOR DINNER BECAUSE I'M A BAD HOUSEBAND, SORRY

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: BUT IT ALL WORKED OUT THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO IN THE END!!!!!!

SAM: CURRENT PLAN IN CASE YOU NEED A RECAP

SAM: BOOM! MARRIED, BLUE HOUSE, BABIES

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: I'M AWARE!!!!

BLAINE: AND PROUD OF MYSELF FOR IT.

BLAINE: BUT DEFINITELY AWARE!

SAM: I DONT KNOW HOW YOU DID IT

SAM: OBVIOUSLY I SUCKED AT HANDLING LIKING YOU

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TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.

BLAINE: TWELVE YEARS OF IT.

BLAINE: IN AZKABLAM.

SAM: THAT'S KRAZY LEVELS OF ACCURATE????

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: It still doesn't feel like soon enough.

SAM: you waited like a million years to kiss me! you can hold out on husband kissing me a little longer.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: DUDE, I KNOW!

SAM: SOON!!

SAM: really really soon.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: I feel all swoony just picturing you holding one.

BLAINE: especially one that looks just like you.

SAM: I GET TO MARRY YOU.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: they're going to love having a little beeb around.

SAM: I can't wait to see you holding a tiny blam beeb.

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TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: baby, we're going to get there.

BLAINE: and we're going to be moved in, and married, and ready.

BLAINE: Chewie and Phineas? might be on the side of unprepared! but not us.

SAM: they'll be ok!!

SAM: chewie got used to having a puppy brother.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ BLAINE

BLAINE: yeah I definitely just caught myself smiling like a goober thinking about it.

SAM: I just feel like I want to get there as soon as we can.

SAM: but I want us to be ready and not be like

SAM: HOW DO WE SQUISH A CRIB IN HERE

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