It’s not really close enough, but I’ll allow it. Just this once. 

I wish we could have tied too. But I’m happy for all of you. Now you just have to place in the top ten. Not just for yourselves, but for me as well.

...Sure. Thanks.

SANTANA: ADDICTED. TO. VESTS.

SANTANA: that's way more up kurt's street than mine.

QUINN: I'll bet you're glad Trouty Mouth didn't make it to Regionals.

I can’t say I expected you to make a Sex in the City reference here, but it’s most definitely appreciated. Blaine did an amazing job with Raise Your Glass, but clearly the best team won. You’re going to have such a blast in New York.

I gotta confess, I’m a fake fan -- I haven’t seen it. But I know it’s set in New York, so... close enough, right? You were both great. And it sucked we couldn’t draw again. New York won’t be the same without you, dude.

SANTANA: it's like i said on v-day, he's addicted to vests and he needs psychological help about it.

SAM: c'mon, mr. schue's a great dude. just... a little old fashioned with his dress sense.

SANTANA: thanks i hate it.

SANTANA: meh, you're not /too/ far off. but i literally won't be able to look at you without thinking 'i bet schue wears these in bed'.

SANTANA: god, fine. but you're turning me soft, i swear to god.

SANTANA: yeah but han solo's is sexy. mr schues are disgusting.

SAM: :)))))

SANTANA: look i tried. i feel like i should get points for not falling asleep during it.

SANTANA: we're gonna be easily the sexiest couple ever.

SANTANA: if you ever want to get in my pants, do not borrow one of mr schues vests.

SAM: deffo!!!

SAM: but we should probs watch 'em again, just to make sure you understood them properly, y'know?? don't want u to have missed any of the good stuff

SANTANA: sorry sammy, avatar blows.

SANTANA: see, not just a pretty face am i?

SANTANA: yeah i'm sure it'll be a /huge/ sacrifice to make

SAM: just gunna... pretend u didn't say that

.. Interesting. That’s a lot of answers to questions I’m not sure I asked. However, you’ve piqued my interest, so to say. Why in the world would anyone think you’re main motive is to steal socks?

...It’s kinda a long story. Doesn’t really need tellin’. It involves fluffy socks, cowboys, and handcuffs, so I’m sure you get it.

Thanks, Sam. And the band is called Hey Monday. For what it’s worth, your rendition of The Time of my Life at Sectionals was great. I’m sorry that I didn’t have the opportunity to tell you that at the time.

Welcome, dude. Are they any good? I can look ‘em up. And thanks! It was pretty nerve-wracking to perform in front of everyone, but we did okay. Drawin’ with the Warblers was an honour. You guys are crazy good, so for them to think I was even half as good was pretty nuts. I’m psyched we can make like... show choir friends with y’all. The more positivity the better, y’know? We can be Glee club buds.

SANTANA: i will accept that they're better than avatar. that's my final offer.

SANTANA: yeah, that is for sure a look. if you weren't dead set on the whole incredibles thing, that would have made a killer couples costume for halloween.

SANTANA: wow, maybe finn is the best bet then. because it'll be weird as all hell if daddy incredible is mackin' on kid incredible. ew.

SAM: that feels shady to the prequels AND avatar :\\

SAM: .............we can drop the incredibles idea

SAM: han and leia are the BEST couple's costume

SANTANA: i won't take it back.

SANTANA: i mean ewan mcgregor is fine, i'll give you that. but compared to the originals you showed me, nothing beats carrie fisher in a gold bikini and young harrison 'the snack' ford.

SANTANA: who's mr incredible then? and please don't say finn just because he's tall.

SAM: the prequels are great!!! lightsabre battles, pod racing, natalie portman!!! they took the original story and expanded on them in a fun and exciting way, ain't nothin' to complain about

SAM: but that gold bikini........... you make a valid point

SANTANA: yeah but like, those prequels SUCKED.

SANTANA: the tv show? i've never seen it.

SANTANA: what can i say, you make me want to do nice things sometimes.

SANTANA: i take it you're mr incredible? well, tina's gotta be the goth daughter, for a start. that shit writes itself.

SAM: woah woah woah

SAM: we don't accept negativity towards the prequels like that in this house

SAM: anythin' with ewan mcgregor in HAS to be good. that duel on musfatar??? EPIC.

I’m not the kinda guy who kisses and tells. But Santana is awesome in every way. I’m a pretty lucky dude.