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finnontheskins‌:

No shame in that, any good videos you can pass on, dude?

This may seem a bit depressing, but I was watching top 10 videos about people getting long jail sentences, and kids getting locked up, and the most violent prisoners in America. Things like that.

#dash: finn

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sassymercyj‌:

My weekend was spent going over some briefs and working on this essay, which is really annoying at the moment.And there is nothing wrong with watching videos and relaxing its fun.

That sounds so depressing and boring and makes me feel ten times better about my weekend. What briefs are you talking about?

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wildecheer‌:

You were “in bed all day watching Youtube videos” …

Sure, if that’s the story you’re going with I’ll look past the obvious. Personally I spent my Saturday out of bed, with my hands above my waist, treating myself to a manicure. We live in a society where women need to be able to protect themselves, especially when they’re as hot as moi, I’ve got to keep my claws sharp.

Yes, is there something wrong with that?

Okay, for one, I was not masturbating, and even if I were, would that be a problem? I thought mace was for protecting yourself. Why spend all that money on nails just to ruin them?

#dash: kitty #i choked when i saw her reply

cabronalopez‌:

I don’t know, how annoying would you rate yourself on a scale from zero to whoever insists on eating fish dishes in these god damn dorms?

I say I’m a solid 3 on the annoyance scale. I’m tolerable. And yea, maybe you should speak to someone about that person eating fish dishes. That sounds horrible.

#dash: santana

So I know that Friday and Saturdays should be dedicated to going out and having a good time, and I did that yesterday, but today found me in my bed all day watching Youtube videos. Just random videos and I feel so good right now. How did everyone else spend their Saturday?

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finnfromlima

Well, guess I should probably be sociable and introduce myself on here like most people seem to do. I’m Finn, a second year music major here at Denmore, and part time bartender (mostly just to keep my amateur status, in case I get asked to bartend in the Olympics). How’s everybody else doing so far?

sammydevns

Nice to meet you Finn. I’m Sam. Seeing that you’re in the music major, do you play any instruments?

#dash: finn

mateoweston

Alright, losers. School’s been in session for like three weeks and so far, I haven’t experienced the overwhelming desire to strange a solid 85% of the people around me so I’mma count that as a win for this place. Keep that up kids, and we’re gonna be just fine.

Regardless, Auntie Snix has got to get her party on. Which of you is gonna be the lucky one to join me on a Lopez led Club Crawl tonight?