sam morallee

this is mostly just gonna be me screaming at frames but before i do that some surface level details:

-no queens in the trailer stop HIDING THEM ALREADY WE GET IT

-JOKER IS NARRATING THE TRAILER?

ok whatever let's get to screenshots

SO FELIX IS GOING TO TRY AND COME AS FEDOR TOO????? LMAO HE DYED HIS HAIR?? boy you put the mole on the wrong cheek!!!! how do you manage this!!!

kuromaku literally jsut ruffles his hair LMAO. i guess he's accepted the fact that people are most likely going to ask why his hair is grey

THEY WAY THEY BONK INTO EACH OTHER LMAO. they were both trying to figure out where to go. how are they both here at the same time. surely kuromaku told him he was going. these absolute buffoons

and now he realizes his entire planned agenda is going to shit

they may be stupid.

THEY STILL HAVE THE PASTA??????

romeo can you like help for once

AWWW. AWWWWWWWWWWW. dude how much food did you make for him

kill him

brolly wasn't built for gaming

ohhhh ok. so the waru and felix drama is gonna go crazy

dante is just happy to be here

THE EYELASHES?

gabriel having the phone camera pointed on himself and blinding himself with the flash LMAO. ok so throughout all the scenes we can see in the trailer, gabriel seems to like always have this phone on him?? like he's on it most of the time?? what's with that has he actually be turned into an ipad baby but not a baby. where did he get it. did granny spend crazy money to gift him a phone

YOU'RE BLINDING HIM POINT THE FLASHLIGHT AWAY

DANTE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE GET OUT. also what did they do in that closet because felix is on fire

it's not a motorcycle but it's the next best thing

HE MADE THE JOKER HAT

oh but he's cute with it tho

this guy thinks he's so cool

oh it's that dipshit GET OUT

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. HE'S HERE IN PERSON. AND HE LOOKS SO GOOD. OH MY GODDDD. i love how they redesigned his full jester outfit it looks SO great i love the puffy pants. it looks like he's either outside the window OR he's meant to actually exist in the reflection of it. wondering if this is him talking with waru. also it looks like he might be singing? probably not he's probably just being dramatic

i am happy because everyone loves me

Clones replace Fedor, I know we know Kuromaku does and technically Spade so maybe we'll actually see more of them do that

An entire episode seemingly meant for Romeo going on a date is scary I feel there's going to be some consequences there

Clones create a cartoon what do you mean do they learn animation LMAO

Clones in the mall? They go shopping???

I don't know what wonder mirror could possibly be about

Someone I saw mentioned the sea of Azov being a mythology thing

I AM GOING TO CRY WHAT

— CLEO!!!!! NICOLE!!!!! if we actually get them animated even for a second of this episode instead of having them exclusively as background props i am going to throw myself in the river outta sheer happiness

— the only two out of the main clones we don't see or that are not even referenced are Dante and Brolly (insert a dantezont joke here)

— apart from the main plotline, every time Romeo is depicted anywhere it's actually specifically Juliette (mafia episode, 50/50 dead souls episode, Felix's dream from Joker Presents and now here) so my only conclusion is 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ AND YOU KNOW WHAT GOOD FOR HER DAMN.

— mafia au takes place specifically in the same timeline as CriminArt??? that makes me wonder if my theory makes even more sense now since looks like Fëdor's clones are connected to the ones in CriminArt???