God's Favorite Mutt

"Testosterone will make you gain weight" GOOD. Fuckin' tired of looking at your twink ass. Eat that entire pizza or I'm kicking your teeth in. Just let that ravenous, base desire consume you.

coworker who doesn’t care that you’re trans. coworker who complements your new haircut with a ‘tight fade, bro!’ coworker who takes you to sports bars and buys you too many beers so that it’s not as awkward when you hug chest to chest as your team wins. coworker who takes you to play sports with the other guys, hard contact sports like rugby and football and wrestling, just so he can knock you to the ground and feel his weight on top of you. coworker who rolls you a blunt in his backyard and lights it while it hangs from your lips. coworker who shotguns smoke into your mouth after you tap out of the rotation because ‘c’mon big guy, a little more won’t kill you!’ coworker who invites you camping to ‘toughen you up!’ and ends up fucking you hard, facedown, in the dirt, leaves, and twigs before dragging you back into the tent to give you a proper blowjob because ‘all men wanna get their dick sucked, bro. it feels amazing, i’ll show you!’

sorry i turned your shy, innocent daughter into a rowdy and unashamedly horny man. yeah he's so much happier now. yeahhh sorry it's permanent too. might do it again tomorrow

i hav so many cool hobbies! like jerking off. and sleeping. and crying

mewing is for losers, define your jawline by sucking your homie's cock. be a man. deep throat him. use every muscle in your mouth and jaw to get him off. the greeks and romans would approve.

can we bring back fingers in mouths??? please??? where did that go???

Older guy forcing me to smoke. Send post.